smog on the hog

Slang for an instance in which flatulence occurs upon the male genitalia, typically during sexual intercourse.
"Dude, I hooked up with Jessica last night."
"Right after the bean-eating contest?"
"Yeah bro, there was a lotta smog on the hog."
by BenjaminOneGraves April 27, 2022
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get on the hog

Slang used to direct another person to make a phone call. Originated out of Brantford, Ontario, Canada where one lucky household had a Harley Davidson Fat Boy Telephone. The motorcycle was a collectible novelty model that had a corded telephone hidden under the seat/gas tank.
Woody: "Man I really got the munchies, lets order a pie"
Thibs: "Good idea, get on the hog"
by Thibs March 02, 2006
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Wart Hog

A man with obvious genital herpes, who nonetheless attempts to seduce women and engage in unprotected sexual intercourse.

Not to be confused with Warthog the amazing air plane model.
"That pig just asked me if I wanted to come back to his room"

"He's worse than a pig, I heard that he's a wart hog"
by El Guapo de Pseudoephedrine October 03, 2019
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point hog

usually referred to as "Georgia Swant", these are point guards who rarely pass the ball. When they do however it is usually for their own benefit (getting the ball back after a cut or screen)
Did you see that game this weekend?

Yeah they have a major point hog problem, their coach should fix that.
by sweetfarts March 12, 2016
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Point Hog

A point guard who likes to do all the work on the court themselves. They only tend to give the ball to someone else when they are incapable of doing their normal ball-hogging.
Yeah, in that finals game Georgia Swant was being a real point hog.
by sweetfarts March 12, 2016
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Eating A Hog

Blowing a man with an excessively large penis as if you were starving to death and eating a hot dog after days with out food
Stephen always eats his hot dogs with mayonnaise because he longs for his glory days in jail when he could score cigarettes for eating a hog
by Bill Thurston May 06, 2017
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Tropical Hog

I put down two tropical hogs this morning for breakfast...feeling amazing.
by Johnny Hammersticks 420 March 03, 2021
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