beacon-and-a-half

Someone who is acting incredibly stupid.

Why do you keep running around like an ass? You're such a beacon-and-a-half.

by cheesecrank May 16, 2006

Half-troll

Half-troll is a semi erection, not quite a full boner but flying half mast.

Dude the way Jordan was flexing his buttcheeks was giving me Half-troll.

I had a sheep dream about Ash again last night and I woke up with Half-Troll.

by JoeyMutiny December 10, 2010

at half mast

where you had a throbber, and then has died down, but is still not gone flacid, and is still erect, but has just lost most of the inflation, giving the impression of a pencil dick, but you've just not got a full-on boner.

i was having a wank the other day, and then i heard a noise, but then when i went back, i was at half mast

by Shaun-e-e-e August 25, 2010

half chips, half rice

when an outcome of something is 50/50 it can be said to be half chips half rice... this originates in take away establishments throughtout the U.K when purchasing a curry, the most common side accompaniment would be half chips half rice.

How was work?... "half Chips, half rice"... meaning good and bad...

by Amie Betts February 9, 2009

half a fag

A bisexual.

"Carmine is acting like half a fag the way he is looking at Ronnie"

by hughmonger June 16, 2004

half g

Half a Gram (0.5g)of a particular drug. Half G's of marijuana commonly consist of about 0.7 grams.

yo, can you shoot me a half g?

by alf7 December 19, 2007

half-smoke

The flavorful result of a sausage and hot dog marriage.

Basicially, a "slightly spicy" to "flaming hot" sausage made of beef and pork. It is analogus to the Hillshire Farm® brand Link Sausages. The sizes can vary from "long Polish" to hot dog size.

Half-smokes are a phenomenon known locally to the Washington Metro Region, (DC, MD, VA).

At Ben's Chili Bowl cafe in Washington, D.C., President Obama asked what a half-smoke was.

by CyberForce_dc March 26, 2009