ice cream daddy

A man who will buy you ice cream whenever you want it. A man who won’t judge you for being thick, he actually likes you *because* you’re thick. This man is usually very sweet and a little but naughty. If you find a man like this, don’t let him go.

‘How are things with Brandon?’

‘Omg, so good. I just realized this week that he’s an ice cream daddy.’

‘Holy shit. Do you think you’ll get married?’

by Wowsheshott December 14, 2021

I’M DELETING YOU DADDY

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██ 10% COMPLETE..... ████ 35% COMPLETE.... ███████ 60% COMPLETE.... ███████████ 99% COMPLETE..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯TRUE💯 DADDIES ARE IRREPLACEABLE 💖I COULD NEVER DELETE YOU DADDY!💖 SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER 👪DADDIES👪 WHO GIVE YOU 💦CUMMIES💦 OR NEVER GET CALLED ☁️SQUISHY☁️ AGAIN❌❌😬😬❌❌ IF YOU GET 0 BACK: NO CUMMIES FOR YOU 🚫🚫👿 3 BACK: YOU'RE SQUISHY☁️💦 5 BACK: YOU'RE DADDY'S KITTEN😽👼💦 10+ BACK: DADDY😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

i’m deleting you daddy means

IM DELETING YOU DADDY!😭👋 ██ 10% COMPLETE..... ████ 35% COMPLETE.... ███████ 60% COMPLETE.... ███████████ 99% COMPLETE..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯TRUE💯 DADDIES ARE IRREPLACEABLE 💖I COULD NEVER DELETE YOU DADDY!💖 SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER 👪DADDIES👪 WHO GIVE YOU 💦CUMMIES💦 OR NEVER GET CALLED ☁️SQUISHY☁️ AGAIN❌❌😬😬❌❌ IF YOU GET 0 BACK: NO CUMMIES FOR YOU 🚫🚫👿 3 BACK: YOU'RE SQUISHY☁️💦 5 BACK: YOU'RE DADDY'S KITTEN😽👼💦 10+ BACK: DADDY😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

by red earring muncher November 6, 2023

daddy's plastic

credit card of one's father

A:There's nothing I love more than a dumb blonde with daddy's plastic
B:Go get her!

by Lucy Chang May 11, 2006

Daddy Foam

A hot frothy liquid coming from a penis owned by one of your elders, such as an uncle or religious leader

Hey Bill, I heard you got some of friar holio's daddy foam the other day

by Rapey Dolphin May 5, 2015

fuck me harder daddy

A word usally used during sexual intercourse aka sex when your partner doesnt feel that your penisnis going in deep enough they say fuck me harder daddy

Uh oh yeah i dont like it fuck me harder daddy!

by Penisgaylover April 14, 2017

Daddy's Little Girl

A girl (teenaged or older) who is basically still tied to her father's apron-strings (or whatever the male equivolent of apron-springs are). She is usually a spoilt brat, owns nice clothes, maybe a car, has her hair done every five minutes, all on Daddy's credit card. Dates boys she thinks are good enough for the likes of her, but if they do anything wrong then Daddy will basically be after giving them a stern talking-to (or a good hiding, depending on what sort of person Daddy is).

"There's that Daddy's Little Girl again. She just pulled up in her brand new car and has strutted in wearing designer clothes and with her expensive hair-do. Do you think she ever wonders what it's like to earn anything in life?"

by StormSworder August 19, 2006

who's your daddy?

A saying used to demoralize or degrade someone during or after an event in which the man is in a superior possition. Often used to degrade women when said by a man.

"Ooh, you see that shot? Who's your daddy?"
"Yeah suck it bitch, Who's your daddy?"

by Tkieron July 24, 2006