Sour Cream Donut

Pulling out and ejaculating around the vagina

John: "What happened last night?"
Jake: "I gave her the nastiest sour Cream donut bro"

by Upa popo July 19, 2017

Smoking the donut

Having oral sex with a lady who has a yeast infection in her vagina.

Damn that bitch loose everyones smoking the donut!

by Benjiboo July 24, 2017

Amish Donut

After you build your own bed, she jerks you off like she's churning butter, right before you shoot a load in her fart box. Amen.

Miss Julie says if I build her a barn, I'll get an Amish Donut for all my hard work later.

Was about to tongue punch her fart box, when I realized somebody had already given her an Amish Donut. Couldn't quite figure out how this new bed got here, until I witnessed the donut.

by PhuggedUpPham October 10, 2018

Donut

What policemen eat everyday

Policeman: ah, that guy just killed 10 people and robbed a bank who gave him free drugs. I should probably arrest him....
But there is a sale on donuts...
Policeman: *buys donuts and gets killed by that guy*
Policeman: awww, I didn't get to eat the whole donut :(
That guy: *eats the donut*
Policeman: *soBs* D':

by Тнат guч February 26, 2019

Donut

What policemen eat everyday

Policeman 1: falls right next to a robber
Policeman 2: you fucking donut
Policeman 1: yumm *starts licking and biting himself*

by Тнат guч February 26, 2019

Attack Donut

Its a gender. Not quoted very often but still exsists

Bob: ''is your sister single''
Jeff: ''yeah but she only likes attack donuts''
Bob: ''great, i am a attack donut''

by Refterd March 1, 2019

Goofy Donut Puppy

A round, chubby puppy holding a donut. The reason why it’s goofy is because it’s sticking its cute, little tongue out all the time. You can use this puppy to cuddle with. You can also tell it all you’re stories and secrets because it will never tell. This puppy also loves music so you can sing to it to make you and the puppy feel better. Get yourself a goofy donut puppy and your life will change in the best way possible!

“I love my goofy donut puppy so much!”
“Such a fluffy pup!”

by jordansmymans March 2, 2019