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Crap Doodle

noun a small child who is a little obnoxious shit/ a person who’s about to see dis foot up that ass😇
I swear the little crap doodle is so smart she’ll probably try to sneak into my phone to see who I’m talking to and just be traumatized by all the shit I say in here
by Alex Rogers-Barnes October 5, 2021
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Golf Crap

Jepediah: “let’s go golfing
Jizanthepus: “yeah, two sek. I’ll get my golf crap”
by Vodkakvas November 18, 2017
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Crap battle

A contest where 2 people try to crap as hard as possible.
I think the second guy won the crap battle his crap was bigger.
by Tooftreef September 17, 2023
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chunky crap

1) material that needs to be dressed away from plants.

2) slang term for red feces caused by high iron intake.
1) You need to clean that chunky crap from them plants so you can get down to the nitty gritty.

2) What a horrible chunky bowel movement.
by Robard July 13, 2007
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cabin crap

1) A crap so big that it forms two or more lincoln-log sized craps in the toilet, which could make a log cabin if desired.

2) Log Cabin Republicans and anything they have to say.
1) OMG that cabin crap felt so good, but it clogged the toilet.

2) Santorum's idea to ban sexual intercourse without marriage is a bunch of cabin crap, isn't it?
by Cool Dude 234 December 14, 2012
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Awesome crap

When you take a shit, wipe, and your arsehole is already clean. That is an awesome crap and legend has it that it brings good luck.
Bob: I just took a dump, wiped my hind end, NOTHING....Clean TP WTF. I think I need to call a doctor.

Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.
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Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap

my theory is that (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) isn't working on (ANALOG HORROR) because (SEXUAL REASON)!!! surely this wont make every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable!
(makes every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable)
GRR... HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE GET UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE I SEXUALIZE (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) FOR NOT WORKING ON (ANALOG HORROR)!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY WILL LET ME SEXUALIZE MINORS!!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO REACT!!!
Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap is WEIRD!!!
by 1willwoodfan0 May 29, 2023
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