coffee table cockblock

When your getting frisky with a girl and you wind up on the floor. She then notices the ugly as sin coffee table you have and that ends your chances of getting any.

I was gunna get lucky but she saw the ugly ass coffee table i made during weilding and got coffee table cockblocked

by Lorck13 March 15, 2011

Coffee ice cube

When a male dips his penis in ice, then inserts it into his partner's vagina. It's cold.

Beth: Hey, let's do it.
Chris: I can't, I just stuck my penis in ice. Do you want a coffee ice cube?
Beth: Ok. Team work makes the dream work!
Chris: This might be cold!

by D Rut. October 24, 2008

Fortnite black coffee

When a girl pees in a cup and then poops in it and mixes it up and drinks it

Dude Jessica makes the best fortnite black coffees

by Deo demon January 21, 2022

who pissed in your coffee

When someone is in a particularly foul mood first thing in the morning. Many people will have a cup of coffee before anything else is taken care of. Therefore their coffee must have been pissed in to start their day off so badly.

Joe: "Hi Jack! Wonderful day isn't it?"
Jack: "Ah fuck yourself you fucking fuck!"
Joe: "Well who pissed in your coffee this morning asshole!"

by Jumpingrat March 29, 2007

cup of coffee for your head

When your friend or partner is sick or came back from work tired and exhausted, you say I’ll make a cup of coffee for your head. This makes your life feel more like you have someone.

I noticed you look a little sick, so let me make a cup of coffee for your head.

by snacc bacc August 13, 2020

Awfully hot Coffee pot

Something hot that you’d drop on someone.

”That’s an awfully hot coffee pot/ Should I drop it on Donald Trump? Probably not.” -Eminem BET cypher 2017.

by BigSheepMeow November 11, 2020

Farmers Union Iced Coffee

Farmers Union Iced Coffee is an amazing iced coffee drink. It's a liquid lunch.

"Hey man, want an IC?"
"No dude, it's a Farmers Union Iced Coffee, or it's NOTHING!"

by Shaved Deer January 12, 2012