Beth: Hey, let's do it.
Chris: I can't, I just stuck my penis in ice. Do you want a coffee ice cube?
Beth: Ok. Team work makes the dream work!
Chris: This might be cold!
Chris: I can't, I just stuck my penis in ice. Do you want a coffee ice cube?
Beth: Ok. Team work makes the dream work!
Chris: This might be cold!
by D Rut. September 09, 2008
When your getting frisky with a girl and you wind up on the floor. She then notices the ugly as sin coffee table you have and that ends your chances of getting any.
I was gunna get lucky but she saw the ugly ass coffee table i made during weilding and got coffee table cockblocked
by Lorck13 February 28, 2011
When a man urinates into one's anus while his cock is simultaneously shit on by the receiving participant directly over a coffee cup. The watery shit piss concoction drips and accumulates in the cup, allowing for a mud like texture at the the bottom. This collection of watery shit piss is then shared as a beverage by both parties.
by captaincrunk December 11, 2014
When someone is in a particularly foul mood first thing in the morning. Many people will have a cup of coffee before anything else is taken care of. Therefore their coffee must have been pissed in to start their day off so badly.
Joe: "Hi Jack! Wonderful day isn't it?"
Jack: "Ah fuck yourself you fucking fuck!"
Joe: "Well who pissed in your coffee this morning asshole!"
Jack: "Ah fuck yourself you fucking fuck!"
Joe: "Well who pissed in your coffee this morning asshole!"
by Jumpingrat March 25, 2007
When your friend or partner is sick or came back from work tired and exhausted, you say I’ll make a cup of coffee for your head. This makes your life feel more like you have someone.
by snacc bacc August 13, 2020
”That’s an awfully hot coffee pot/ Should I drop it on Donald Trump? Probably not.” -Eminem BET cypher 2017.
by BigSheepMeow November 11, 2020
by Shaved Deer January 08, 2012