jamaican crab go crunch

15 british/jamaican person who does boxing

have u heard of jamaican crab go crunch?

by catorgansontiktok December 25, 2020

Crabs

Balls

Wonderous Crabs sweat!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. November 21, 2020

jamie crab

A person who is annoying, stupid and wears nappies. They love spiderman, frequently use the insult "Spoon" and tell people they have brain cancer.

Don't be a Jamie Crab be free.

by MoneyLebowski October 28, 2020

Yoda Of Crab

A youtuber who has a hot monotone voice and dry humor

Yoda of Crab is so hot ,he needs to do a only fans reveal.

by YodaOfCrab'sBiggestSimp January 11, 2021

Crab buffet

When a female with crabs spreads her legs and you proceed to tear at her vagina

Last night I had crab buffet. Friend-nice. Where? Cassies bedroom

by Fjxgoxgidyditxtixtdit January 17, 2021

Crab

The meaning of something being dead, done, over, finito.

Example 1:
*Alex's phone dies in a group call*
"Where did alex go?"
"Oh he's crab"

Example 2:
*Being depressed*
"I wanna be crab"

by Nightnamer January 20, 2021

Crab car

A vehicle that has been severely neglected and is in need of extensive repairs, usually costs more to fix than the vehicle is worth.

Look at that crab car leaking every fluid under the hood, it smokes more than a barfly.

by Omgcatslol4 January 21, 2021