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piss broke

A word created by Kate which is a new and improved hybrid combo of "piss poor" and "dead broke".
I'm piss broke! I'm going to have to start giving blowjobs for money to get by!
by @nikkapoo October 6, 2013
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the broke'ness

Attempt to purchase a meal to find out you over drafted that morning for two weeks on you debit card.

Gotta stretch 7 dollas for 4 days til you paid eating off the dollar menu for lunch.

Your bank account got the same 82 cents for 4 months str8 since no job called you back yet and you hoping yo bank don't charge you no service fee.

You offer to take a girl out but secretly hoping she pay for herself.

Gas light been on 3 weeks still two weeks away from payday.

The BROKE'NESS
Co-Worker: Yo can you spot me a ride home?
Co-worker 2: can't today bro gas light is on and gotta make to til pay day.
Co-Worker: damn breh the broke'ness pay day a whole week away. How long yo gas light been on?
Co-Worker2: shit since last week... Smh the broke'ness
by JaccSun2717 July 2, 2014
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Premature Brokebackulation

To come to work wearing a Brokeback-style shirt earlier than the official day that is Brokeback Friday.
It's Thursday, why's John wearing that shirt? He suffers from Premature Brokebackulation.
by GenericMale August 18, 2016
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Nadine Broke

A person who has very little in terms of money or assets yet constantly eats at restaurants and travels multiple times in a year. In extreme cases has parties with expensive food. Constantly states they don't have money yet their lifestyle says otherwise.
I want to be Nadine broke. I'm just regular broke so I don't travel at all.
Girrrrl, Rita isn't rich, she is just Nadine Broke. That's why she's always eating out.
by Vamp Lestat May 3, 2017
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Favorite broken heart

To have a favorite broken heart, means that you have one specific ex-boy/girlfriend, in which you are still friends with, or would like to be on good terms with, and think of the relationship as only a memory. You may feel sympathy for the breakup, and this person might still be in love with you, even if both of you have moved on, however you do not want to get back together with this person, and you wish this person nothing but the best. To go more into depth on what this means, it means that you have already moved on from this person, but you are thankful for the relationship and the fact that you experienced it with them, and you are always willing to maintain a healthy friendship.

If this doesn't make sense, think about this:

You have a boyfriend/girlfriend. The relationship is cool, and then you guys break up. You remember the relationship, and you are thankful that the relationship is over, but you are also thankful that you went through it, too, because you may have learned a lesson from the relationship, or you love how smooth things were going, DURING the relationship.
You can only have one, favorite broken heart. You would be willing to go through it all again, also.

It's like reading a good book, with a terrible ending.

This term, actually comes from the song by Tiffany Evans, "Favorite Broken Heart".
example 1: I broke up with Sasha about a year ago, but she still likes me, and we're still very close friends. She's my favorite broken heart.

example 2: Boy#1, and Girl#1 are exes, and Boy#1, has a new girlfriend named Girl#2, but Girl#1 and Boy#1 are still close friends. They are thankful that they experienced a romantic relationship with each other, and they are glad it is over. Boy#1 still has feelings for Girl#2, and low-key wants her back, because of her compassionate personality that Girl#2 does not have. Girl#1 does not want to get back together with Boy#1, but she still admires and cares for him. Boy#1, is Girl#1's favorite broken heart.
by I_Love_Food_And_You October 8, 2018
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Pot broke

Pot broke is when you are out of weed
I'm pot broke, I got no more weed.
by Lilberts November 29, 2018
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Sorry Broke

When a peasant has the audacity to judge and criticize you for your flex you say to them “sorry broke” for taking offense and feeling less because of your flex.
You (posts a picture with money)

Them “ humble yourself

You “ sorry broke”

You “ posts an expensive snap (money) (cars) (clothing)

Them “ sorry rich”

You “ sorry broke”
by Omarcito January 27, 2019
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