Slap a beard on that ho

To have intercourse with a woman, and fill to give her so much testosterone in the process that she then proceeds to grow a beard.

Now that you've taken her back to your place, its time to slap a beard on that ho.

by Jake Bry February 09, 2008

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Colorado brown beard

When a man sticks his tongue in a girls butt hole and she has the runs down his face

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by Freshness303 January 20, 2012

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bouncing the bearded clam

a euphemism for female masturbation.

Boyfriend: "Hey, what did you do today?"
Girlfriend: "I got tired of waiting for you to come home, so I started bouncing the bearded clam when you called."
Boyfriend: "Damn!"

by Mel09 May 10, 2006

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Swedish Beard Exchange

A Swedish Beard Exchange is when two or more people feel each other's beards or facial hair for the purpose of comparing and enjoying the quality of their beards.

Greg- "I haven't shaved in like a week"
Brian- "Wow that beard is huge!! We should have a Swedish Beard Exchange!"
(feel each other's beards)
Brian-"Your beard is so prickly!!"

by ZaffyTaffy August 09, 2011

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break up beard

When a guy is unceremoniously dumped by his girlfriend whilst still in love with her and looses all motivation in self-grooming, instead spending all of his time feeling sorry for himself and chain smoking. The result is either a large grizzly adams style bushy beard or a pathetic patchy puberty beard.
The beard is ill advised as although it fits with your new found self image of self loathing, it also makes it near on impossible to get over your ex as all other members of the opposite sex will find it and you grotesque.

dude, it's been nearly three months since brian got dumped by his ex and he stil hasn't shaved off his break up beard. It's disgusting, i can't breath through my nose when i'm around him anymore and i'm pretty sure i saw a piece of pasta in it the other day.

by loooy December 14, 2009

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