A trans man with an n in his name who has approx. one (1) ego death from penis envy mushrooms and proceeds to tell everyone that we are in a game.
Kevin: "Hey what's up man, what did you think of that DJ set? Phantoms killed huh!"
Neil: "Please, call me Ana. I am an alien, not a man."
Kevin: "..."
Neil: "You don't exist when I close my eyes."
Neil: "Please, call me Ana. I am an alien, not a man."
Kevin: "..."
Neil: "You don't exist when I close my eyes."
by Alien Landr 69 May 25, 2024
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A person usually East Asian female that takes plastic surgery because they're insecure af; not really ugly. After that usually they've big eyes with oval shaped head with hair and go to online dating apps.
1. That Korean girl is unrecognizable, she's an alien!
by overproudbrownperson September 17, 2024
Get the Alien mug.Aleina is the biological process of making babies with big gyatts 🍑👶🏿. It is a very easy process that involves putting the peepee into the veevee.
Here’s a step by step tutorial on how to perfectly perform aleina:
Step 1: Rizz up your potential mate (they can be of any gender unless they have a peepee)🤫🧏 ♂️
Step 2: Invite your opponent into your bed. 🛌👅
Step 3: Cut yours and their clothes off with your safety scissors. ✂️👙🩲
Step 4: Position yourselves in the 69 position to make it rain in your opponent. 💦
Step 5: Perform aleina by inserting the peepee into veevee (ex: like inserting a usb into computer action) 🍑🍆
Step 6: Adjust your speed and pressure according to your opponent’s interests and needs. 🏎️💨
Step 7: Don’t stop unless you have released milk inside your opponent. 🥛
Step 8: Wait for 9 months for the desired results of your fetus. 🫃🏿🤰🏿
Step 9: Last but not least, repeat this process for a minimum of 69 times per year. 🦗🦟🦗🦟
Here’s a step by step tutorial on how to perfectly perform aleina:
Step 1: Rizz up your potential mate (they can be of any gender unless they have a peepee)🤫🧏 ♂️
Step 2: Invite your opponent into your bed. 🛌👅
Step 3: Cut yours and their clothes off with your safety scissors. ✂️👙🩲
Step 4: Position yourselves in the 69 position to make it rain in your opponent. 💦
Step 5: Perform aleina by inserting the peepee into veevee (ex: like inserting a usb into computer action) 🍑🍆
Step 6: Adjust your speed and pressure according to your opponent’s interests and needs. 🏎️💨
Step 7: Don’t stop unless you have released milk inside your opponent. 🥛
Step 8: Wait for 9 months for the desired results of your fetus. 🫃🏿🤰🏿
Step 9: Last but not least, repeat this process for a minimum of 69 times per year. 🦗🦟🦗🦟
Babor Rajasundaram Isgara: Ay babie, are you a masala dosa? cuz i want to bite into you 😏
Shizuka Rajasundari Isgara: Oh my goddd i need to get some meat 🥩
Babor Rajasundaram Isgara: don’t worry babie, I have 6.9 inches of that🗼
(9.6 hours later….)
Shizuka Rajasundari Isgara: Omgggg my poochina hurts from the aleina😩😩
Babor Rajasundaram Isgara: I’m hungry… I’m going to go get milk from onlyfandom345
Shizuka Rajasundari Isgara: Oh that noice friend of yours…. we should invite him to our bed someday…
Babor Rajasundaram Isgara: YAYYY- i mean sure whatever. I’m bi-bye. I mean bye.
Shizuka Rajasundari Isgara: Oh my goddd i need to get some meat 🥩
Babor Rajasundaram Isgara: don’t worry babie, I have 6.9 inches of that🗼
(9.6 hours later….)
Shizuka Rajasundari Isgara: Omgggg my poochina hurts from the aleina😩😩
Babor Rajasundaram Isgara: I’m hungry… I’m going to go get milk from onlyfandom345
Shizuka Rajasundari Isgara: Oh that noice friend of yours…. we should invite him to our bed someday…
Babor Rajasundaram Isgara: YAYYY- i mean sure whatever. I’m bi-bye. I mean bye.
by Babor Rajasundaram Isgara January 24, 2025
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Get the alien fuck ass mug.A great game but needs native VR support without having to install mods. The kind of game you’d play during a long flight. Amazingly doesn’t require an iPhone 15 pro or 16 to run unlike resident evil, assassin’s creed or death stranding, nine of which work on an iPhone 14 pro or regular iPhone 15 without jailbreaking.
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