Meat man

A great superhero who gives others multiple stacks of meat then leaves

"Thank you for this blessing Meat man" -KittenJedi

by Totally not Meat man March 21, 2021

meat whistle

A whistle that is made of meat, generally penile meat that has a musical tune played on it such as "Nic Nac Patty Whack" typically by a woman. Although the "Meat Whistle" usually belongs to the male, it sometmes belongs to the transgender female. The tune can still be played on the transgender, however, that would in most circumstances mean that the "tune player" would be gay or really butch although still in female form.

Look here you filthy bitch....play me a tune on my Meat Whistle before I choke you until you die!!!!

by Bryan Poitras January 13, 2008

Meat Coma

The use of meat to induce heavy sleeping...

Also, Name of annual fest put on by the A/V geeks in St. Petersburg, Florida..

"Those 2 steaks I ate last night put me in a meat coma."

by Brook B. December 19, 2008

streat meat

A common male or female prostitute who markets their goods. Often seen on street corners and lurking in deprivileged urban settings.

Personally i like to buy mine at market value from an accredited wholesaler.

Dude! you did'nt get yourself another streat meat did you!
doing the charleston!
oh charlie boy.....!

by DR. PURVEY CURMY February 6, 2007

meat canoe

Slang term for vagina, clitoris, cunt, etc.

Look at that hairy meat canoe... I'd like to rail that.

by Scott1212 May 27, 2008

meat cigarette

euphemism for the male genitalia in reference to fellatio

Hey, did that chick smoke your meat cigarette?

by Meat Marlboro Man January 2, 2009

Meat Toucher

Funnier than Kafka-esque.

You should make the sign read, no meat touching ma'am!

by NotRD March 3, 2004