When the lady in your life starts acting up. All logic and reason is thrown out the window, you start questioning yourself and if you really are being unreasonable, then find out she's menstruating. There's nothing you can do to make it better, the build up is insane, the week it's here is more insane and then by some miracle the demons release your beloved and return a normal human being.
You make note of the early warning signs, hair tied up, slightly agitated at the tiniest of things and every time you get caught out. Be strong brothers
You make note of the early warning signs, hair tied up, slightly agitated at the tiniest of things and every time you get caught out. Be strong brothers
Hey Al, how's it going?
Shit mate it's vagina week again, all I asked is what she would like to eat. She's gone beserko, her heads twisting round and all sorts! I offered her fish and chips, she smashed a plate and said she hates fish and chips, but she also said let's have fish and chips last night.
Be strong mate it'll be over in a couple of weeks. There nothing you can say that'll make it right.
Shit mate it's vagina week again, all I asked is what she would like to eat. She's gone beserko, her heads twisting round and all sorts! I offered her fish and chips, she smashed a plate and said she hates fish and chips, but she also said let's have fish and chips last night.
Be strong mate it'll be over in a couple of weeks. There nothing you can say that'll make it right.
by Lifeeggs February 4, 2020
Get the Vagina weekmug. A sleeve vagina is a sleeve filled with vaginal fluid or lube overflowing at the parts of the palm and wrist. Giving a sleeve vagina is similar to a handjob with the risk of ruining your clothes.
Guy 1: So what happen after we left last night?
Guy 2: After you left we've decided to have sex, after a few rounds she decided to give me a sleeve vagina.
McDonald's employee: Are you ready to order sirs?
Guy 2: After you left we've decided to have sex, after a few rounds she decided to give me a sleeve vagina.
McDonald's employee: Are you ready to order sirs?
by Whythefucc69 March 24, 2020
Get the Sleeve vaginamug. by JackJames52 September 18, 2016
Get the Diet vaginamug. Julie - "can you pass me a tampon hunny?"
Dan - "you mean a Vagina Sponge."
John - "did you see that dude? he has 3 girls hanging off him."
Jeff - "dude, he's a total vagina sponge."
Dan - "you mean a Vagina Sponge."
John - "did you see that dude? he has 3 girls hanging off him."
Jeff - "dude, he's a total vagina sponge."
by jmd1993 May 18, 2013
Get the Vagina Spongemug. When a woman's pussy is so wet that her clit floats in her pussy juice. Therefore forming a vagina boat.
by The Thomas/Tommy November 2, 2015
Get the vagina boatmug. by Cecemybigdick April 26, 2021
Get the labyrinthine vaginamug. by billy bobs uncle3567 May 24, 2019
Get the vagina/pennismug.