Unicorn asbestos

Glitter.

All of these birthday cards are practically smothered in unicorn asbestos.

That girl is obsessed with unicorn asbestos.

Excuse me, sir, would you have any unicorn asbestos for men’s beards?

by theeeepeppermintbutler May 8, 2018

Red velvet unicorn

A position created while eating waffles. It consists of a man sticking a dildo to his head and fu king a woman with the dildo while on her period

"Do you want to try a new position tonight"
"Yes the red velvet unicorn"

by Zolaxo2002 March 9, 2020

Trim those unicorn bristles

Stop being an ad-hominem nazi douchebag

"Ok bud, you probably think China isn't _real_ communism"
"LOL, trim those unicorn bristles, bub"

by FloozyFoot June 30, 2022

Slippery unicorn

When a man puts a melted ice cream cone on his head and penetrates her with it woman's vaginal chamber while screaming, "I am an invincible unicorn!!!"

Jack pulled a slippery unicorn and everyone looked at him with absolute disgust

by DuckLord500 May 30, 2024

terrorist unicorn

The act of giving someone a rim job while holding their penis above your head as if you were a unicorn, and while doing said rim job screaming like you are gonna detonate a bomb; i.e. la-la-la-la-la-la

Friend: "How was your date last night?"
Me: "It was terrifying and great!"
Friend: "What happened?"
Me: "She gave me a terrorist unicorn!"

by WandObi March 1, 2018

Unicorn

A unicorn is the most uncommon animal

Unicorns are good at 🏈🏀⚾🎱
People that are unicorns are 🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄
Kb

Jalen Green
Rj Hampton
Jalen Suggs

Kb is a straight unicorn ONG, 🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄💯.

by Kb Unicorn July 11, 2019

Unside-down dead unicorn

When you and your partner get on the top bunk of a bunk bead with rails and the receiving partner assumes doggy style and the delivering partner does a handstand and leans the package into the desired hole while convulsing and making horse noises

"Omg. Becky, kyle and I did the Unside-down dead unicorn last night on the top bunk and it rocked my world"

by CerberusX01 October 16, 2021