tech star

A founder or co founder of a internet centered company with a large valuation and stock equity that makes most of its revenue from freemium features intended to "trap" the consumer data for later resale or other products.

Wow, that tech star got rich on that big new app everyone's talking about.

by vintagesafari July 8, 2018

Tech sounds

An MC (mic man) from TRINIDAD ... one of the greatest to be exact. Also known as Aka Shell Dong Boss.. He also dj's for some of trinidads greatest parties.

We outside for GoDey3 with techsounds
Tech sounds : Inna yuh !!!!

by PaRtyAnimal2.0 October 13, 2018

tech wop

when you do it with your mom

yo bro i just tech wop with your mom

by frjrrkrkrkk October 29, 2018

tech wop

to do it with your mom

yo bro i just tech wop your mom

by frjrrkrkrkk October 29, 2018

Tech-support

A tech-support is often a company in india who try to scam you

microsoft tech-support, how may i help you?
hi i need help with my pc, my porn wont open

by your local thot November 5, 2018

techjacked

When a technical support person walks into an office to work on one issue and is then overwhelmed by end users and all their problems they never opened a ticket for.

Boss calls up desktop technician that has been missing for two hours.

Boss: Billy, where have you been?
Billy: I went out on to the floor to install that monitor and 5 other end users came to me with 12 other issues they never opened a ticket for.

Boss: oh Billy, Techjacked again.

by groovypucks February 7, 2019

Tech-ache

A type of headache cause by the overuse of technology.

I’ve been watching Netflix all day, and now I have a tech-ache.

by An0ma1y February 25, 2019