Patrick is a little asshole and has even had a micro-Penis when he tries to have sex with girls when he starts showing. his penis run SO FAR AWAY, he even has to use a special condom called Mirco-condoms.
by Gayguys_yea December 7, 2021
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Yo bro, I was so Patrick Shwavy last night I accidentally confused a kid with cerebral palsy with a kid that died in a car accident. I never wanna drunk again
by Oreolas December 16, 2019
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He isn’t perfect and sometimes it takes him years to learn from his mistakes but eventually he will see where he fucked up. He’s the type of guy you can’t live with but also can’t live without. He’ll drive you wildly insane in the best and the worst way. Once you’ve met Patrick he will forever be in your heart and memory, he has the ability to make you feel like no other person ever could, which is both a blessing and a curse. In the words of Taylor swift, a nightmare dressed like a daydream. Usually ginger too.
He isn’t perfect and sometimes it takes him years to learn from his mistakes but eventually he will see where he fucked up. He’s the type of guy you can’t live with but also can’t live without. He’ll drive you wildly insane in the best and the worst way. Once you’ve met Patrick he will forever be in your heart and memory, he has the ability to make you feel like no other person ever could, which is both a blessing and a curse. In the words of Taylor swift, a nightmare dressed like a daydream. Usually ginger too.
by Patrickisacretin November 22, 2021
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Get the Patrick Shwavy mug.St Patrick’s Day is a common festivity by the northern people of Djibouti. During these celebrations, males and females dress up in tradiitional green pitfits tailored specially by Patrick, the town’s local sex offender. Patrick then proceeds to piss on the males and females as a blessing for good harvest after the party. In the party, the men and women get together in pairs in their tribes’ tents and proceed with the ritual: the men fill up their mouths with green coloured water and begin to fill up their womens’ vagina with said water. After reaching overfilling, the men then have to sit on their partners’ faces and the women use their tongues to braid the mens’ ass hairs into beautiful patterns. After the braiding, Patrick has to approve the braids and cut them off the men, after which he sticks them to his balls as he is castrated and can’t grow hair on his balls. This celebration is used for good harvest in the coming months as Djibouti’s climate is dry and hard to grow crops in.
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