piping your head

Boosting your own confidence or feeling yourself

Ok now you're piping your head

by Nekkyneek November 22, 2016

Double Pipe Disaster

When you think that you will be blessed with a double pipe classic and it turns sour. You end up sharting and vomiting at the same time leaving you sad and in pain

After a 60 hour bender in the Poconos Nick underwent a double pipe disaster at 5:30am and immediately got in the shower to cry and sleep

by TheNickR May 2, 2022

Polish piping bag

Where you hold your forskin closed, ejaculate into your forskin to create a piping bag of sorts, then proceed to decorate your partners breasts/face/wedding cake/gingerbread man etc with your semen.

Barry: that is some decorative calligraphy on that cake

Steve: yes i used my own polish piping bag

by JULIA GlLLARD December 14, 2019

Pulling your pipe

To pull the pipe, generally being lazy, procrastinating, male masturbation.

Pulling your pipe. "Have you seen billy?". " i reckon he's at home pulling his pipe. "

by Thewombweasel February 16, 2015

broken sewage pipe

A girl who has the most unfortunate combination of having a stank puss and being a squirter

I had to replace the entire mattress after sleeping with a broken sewage pipe. It was a Tempurpedic too - yes I know I can't afford to keep doing this mom please stop yelling

by funkypants February 8, 2015

laid some pipe

When you get trucked in football or another contact sport

Damn dude, that guy just laid some pipe on you.

by pseudonym3333333333 January 2, 2014

cockerel's pipe dream

A rooster sitting on a doorknob in hopes of hatching a hardware store.

I should remove that doorknob on the chicken coop, and install a simple latch because that young rooster seems to have a cockerel's pipe dream.

by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021