Hog Nog

Semen or more generally called jizz/cum

I was so aroused that I prematurely sprayed my hog nog on her glasses.

by ThatGuy 915 December 31, 2022

hog turd

A euphemism for a playing card bearing the number three. Why three's? Hog turds weigh three pounds.

Grant skillfully peels off cards in succession to all the players around the table while saying, "Five-card draw, hog turds are wild."

by FubarrFromGB January 1, 2023

Hog Cycle

A deck used by insufferable basement dwellers that jerk off to nothing but black dicks and gay porn and use their cheeto powder covered fingers to spam hog rider, musketeer and ice golem and call it “defence” and will never expect that their overrated ass deck takes 0 skill and the fact they get 0 bitches or maidens.

- “I’m gay.”
- “Knew you played hog cycle”

by SkellyKingLover January 4, 2023

look at the cutters on that hog

When a girl has big tits and one points it out to their friend

Kevin: Woah man, look at the cutters on that hog they’re ginormous!

John: Yeah man, they are something.

by xcghjklp-098uyt January 8, 2023

Hassle hogs

a hassle hog is where it smells so bad that people faint near by

its used for the army to raid chain houses and beat them like grapes - that is what a hassle hogs is thank you very much for taking your time to read this.

by toefu January 13, 2023

slinging hog

Having sex with many people, usually gay men.

“Hey man, you heard about Marcus?”
“Yeah man, I heard he was slinging hog.”
“Crazy man, he’s a dawg for real.”

by WAR Hooty May 3, 2023

Hog Nut

A large pinch of snuff, dip, or chewing tobacco

Johnny: “Hey bubba let me get a dip”
Earl: “you need a hog nut for that bottom lip”

by Longhead69 December 2, 2023