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Alaskan Spitoon

Is an act in which a man is behind his partner, beating goozles, and places his 2 index fingers inside their butthole, hooks them and pulls the anus apart. Upon doing this, he then spits his baccar juice into the cavernous opening.
I was with ol girl from up the holler and I was drowning and she offered to let me give her an Alaskan Spitoon.
by Pantyduster BT December 29, 2022
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Alaskan Prairie Dog

Where you are prairie dogging, and right before you get to the toilet the shit comes out.
Dam Austin. last night I was prairie dogging, and it became an Alaskan Prairie Dog!!!
by WadeWillson2005 September 15, 2021
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Alaskan Clap of Fury

A singular clap of absolute power that can be done to cat or booty, feared by all who are not dominants of the night. It is commonley performed on a victim with a booty 2x their own size and is a singular clap that inflicts endless pleasure and brain damage including excessive drooling, twitching, and squirting.
That alaskan clap of fury i just pulled off blew her to mars.
by EBSpremium March 18, 2025
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Alaskan Hedgehog

Alaskan hedgehog is when you funnel yourself into a butthole to stay warm in the cold winters .
Liam Neeson was a bad guy in that movie about wolves, but he pulled an Alaskan hedgehog and lived to tell the tale.
by bigdaddykaneeee September 25, 2025
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Alaskan Fisherman

When a partner of the opposite sex sits on one end of the couch spread eagle naked and the other stands on the other end of the couch fully erected and jumps off to attempt to spear the other partner.
Jim gave sally an Alaskan fisherman last night
by Thedarkernight May 5, 2014
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Alaskan Blowfish

To fart into one's "partner's" mouth, causing their cheeks to inflate and mildly imitate a blowfish. It can possibly be done to someone sleeping.
The First Lady LOVES to give the President an Alaskan Blowfish
by EtymaDrums June 11, 2015
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alaskan flu mist

When a male shoots his sperm up his partners nose.
Last night I have Sally an Alaskan flu mist she loved it!
by periax34 June 5, 2016
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