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Two-Incher Pincher

Someone who has a two inch dick, thus having to pinch it to masturbate
Michael has a two-incher pincher because he thinks his hot shit at Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and has prestiged 4 times. Ohh yea and don't forget the fact his dad randomly beats the shit out of him with his belt while Michael is trying to prestige 5 times on Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2.
by 752002729 January 19, 2010
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Goody Two-Shoes

An expression saying that someone is always on the side that is "good" and never taking a chance of being "bad"
You're good Ash, and I'm bad Ash. You're a Goody Little Two Shoes.
by Boomstick April 3, 2005
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Two Toke Hold

A game which two or more people can play.

In which the participants pass around 2 or more spliffs, taking 2 tokes and then passing it on.

The smoke inhaled from these 2 tokes, and consequent tokes is held in the lungs until the first spliff comes back to you. You may then exhale and carry on the game!
Guy 1: You wanna play Two Toke Hold?
Guy 2: Yeh man, that game's whack yo'"

Brrrap
by LeeRoooyBrown October 24, 2008
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Texas Two-Bag

The act of placing an opaque bag on your sexual partner's head, due to them being very unatractive but having a nice body, and putting a similar bag on your head also, incase the bag on their head falls off. This is used in reference to someone who is very ugly or unattractive, but has a sexy body.
"When I had sex with Jenny I had to texas two-bag, because she's so ugly"

"Would you fuck our teacher?" "Yah, but shes a bit of a texas-two bag."
by Chetanator October 11, 2014
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Death on two legs

A song released by the British rock band Queen in the year 1975 as a part of the album "A night at the Opera".

It was penned by Freddie Mercury as a diss track dedicated to Norman Sheffield (Queen's manager at the time) because he screwed them over.

"Death on two legs, you never had a heart of your own"
Brian: What's your favorite Queen song?
Roger: Definitely Death on two legs
by JoshTomar February 24, 2022
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Two-Bit Mathews

Two-Bit Mathews is a very underrated character from The Outsiders. He loves chocolate cake and Mickey Mouse. He always stands up for and protects his friends because they’re really like his family. He loves cracking jokes and causing trouble. He didn’t have enough screen time for you to really get to know him but in the time he did have he stole your heart for his personality and good looks.
Two-Bit Mathews is funny, caring and gorgeous once you get to know him.
by Insta-@the.outsiders.edits75 January 25, 2020
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two tier fountain

The act of petting the vein matted stank hammer while simultaneously water-popping your own brown eye whilst squatting over a bidet.
I had the best “O” face while doing the two tier fountain today. Wishing wells ain’t got shit on me
by Stank hammer March 15, 2019
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