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Steven

A Steven is a total mystery thats a cross between a CIA agent and Jeff Bezos. Steven never seems to be working but is always spending money like Jeff Bezos. Dinner in Paris, Lunch in Dubai followed by sunsets in the Maldives is what’s in store when your friends with a Steven.
"Who's that handsome guy!?"

"Oh that's just Steven"
by Sxc7885 November 23, 2021
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Steven

“The Lakers are so Steven this year
by Penpal69 November 23, 2021
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steven

A funny and humorous guy who cares for any girlfriend he gets but can be very anti-social around in public. a guy named steven usually has a big cock and knows how to use it ;) stevens act quiet even around their loved ones and friends but deep down theyd love to be more social and interact with you. if you see a steven like this, MARRY HIM, i would.
that guy is sexy
oh its just steven
by gracin wright November 23, 2021
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Steven Kospender

My favorite person to exist. Probably smells like coffee. Might be the smartest person on this planet. Gives good hugs and advice. Always makes me laugh. Will never be forgotten.
If I lost my legs in a sword fight, I’d want Steven Kospender to push my wheelchair.
by Your pal-CW November 23, 2021
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slimy steven

A sexual act where man covers his cock in pickle juice and fucks his partner in the pussy
Hey Emma, I bought pickles. Ready for the slimy steven?
by Marniechan January 19, 2025
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Sophia Audrey Marie Steven's Rivest

Sophia Audrey Marie Steven’s Rivest is a just and overall perfect girl. She’s pretty, she beautiful, she’s awesome, she’s sweet, she’s loving, she’s caring, she’s very smart, she try’s to show her love the best she can, she loves her boyfriend very much, she has beautiful brown hair, she also has the brightest bluest prettiest eyes on the planet earth! Sophia is just the definition of the greatest girl on the planet, anyone would be lucky to have her.
“Is that an angel from heaven?” No its just Sophia Audrey Marie Steven's Rivest
by Chink nugget69 February 2, 2025
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Veggie Steven

The act of consensually or non consensually inserting a carrot into the rectum of a friend or enemy
“Hey pip squeak get me an rc cola or I’ll give you a Veggie Steven”
“Damn that poor boy just got Veggie Stevened
by DiggyZAkaDignanAkaDickMaster February 11, 2025
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