Santa Inc.

Some Christmas stop motion "comedy" show directed by Sarah Silverman and Seth Rogen who are Jewish.

It was on released on HBO Max from 2021 and it involves Candy Smalls, a Jewish female elf who's goal is to become the first female Santa Claus. The show isn't interesting at all. If you want to watch BETTER Christmas shows and movies, watch Home Alone and The Simpsons' first episode "Roasting on an Open Fire" because those has a plot that works.

Also the jokes just drugged so much, I rather eat bricks..

Person 1: How was Santa Inc.?

Person 2: It's god awful, I couldn't watch another episode so I was crying in the bathroom..

by PeachOrchid April 20, 2025

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Santa Claus

A fucking rapist that kids idolize. He comes in your house late at night to rape your children. He fucks 'em rough when they're in the naughty list, and he fucks them even rougher when they're in the kind list, although he finds naughty kids more attractive. If the kids aren't good at fucking, he leaves coal, if they're good, he leaves gifts. He might look like a nice gentle man but he's just a dirty rapist, who's 15.000 years old. Creepy as fuck. (P.S. HE'LL ALSO EAT YO' UGLY ASS COOKIES).
He also gives and smokes weed.

Ana: Hey Josh, what did your kid ask to Santa Claus?
Josh: My kid can't write to Santa, I don't want her to be fucked at 4 by an old man.
Ana: Good, same with my kid also, I don't want that rapist to practice gay sex with my 6-year-old son.

by George Washington Jr. Amadeus November 27, 2023

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