Owen is my best friend.
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Get the Owen mug.The sweetest person you'll ever meet! She tends to stay really shy but it isn't hard to get her to talk. She listens and sympathizes with you anytime you're in doubt, but don't take advantage of her kindness because you'll never make it up to her. Kaley is a Gemini but in no way is she two faced, what you see is what she is. Talk about Shrek and frogs around her and you'll become besties! Keep her around so you're never bored.
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Get the Liam owens mug.A complex mental state somewhere between ambition and delusion, where a person is utterly convinced they’re destined for greatness but hasn’t taken a single concrete step toward it. The disciple of Owenism wakes up every morning declaring they’ll “lock in today,” only to be found hours later lost in the depths of motivational videos titled “How to become successful in 30 days.” It’s not pure laziness — it’s performance procrastination, powered by overconfidence, caffeine, and the belief that destiny is just running fashionably late.
In social settings, an Owenist can usually be identified by their dramatic sighs about “how busy” they are, even though no one has actually seen them work. Their natural habitat includes cluttered desks, half-written essays, and 15 open browser tabs on “how to stay focused.” While incurable, Owenism can be managed with small doses of humility, accountability, and maybe actually doing something once in a while.
Think of the word scum. Belives they can help society but they're useless and will never amount ot anything. Copes saying they have OCD but really is just lazy. SCUM OF THE EARTH
In social settings, an Owenist can usually be identified by their dramatic sighs about “how busy” they are, even though no one has actually seen them work. Their natural habitat includes cluttered desks, half-written essays, and 15 open browser tabs on “how to stay focused.” While incurable, Owenism can be managed with small doses of humility, accountability, and maybe actually doing something once in a while.
Think of the word scum. Belives they can help society but they're useless and will never amount ot anything. Copes saying they have OCD but really is just lazy. SCUM OF THE EARTH
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Get the Owen Lu mug.Sometimes he can be bitchy to others but most of the time he's a pretty sweet guy. Everyone thinks he's hot and he is usually tall, sporty, and blonde. He sticks up for his friends no matter what and would do anything for his girlfriend. He can sometimes be annoying or rude or even completely obnoxious but he's always there for you. Owen never shares anything personal and can keep important secrets. He has a lot of friends and sometimes loses track of what matters most but he's always got your back😊
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