white men can't jump

a phrase often used in basketball, often when playing 2s and 1s with boys named rory

'oi rory, don't bother trying, white men can't jump!

by jackson mississippi ;) November 20, 2017

Neck Rope Jump

The act of fastening a rope, usually in a noose configuration, around one's neck from an elevated plane. They then proceed to jump, causing their entire body weight to be supported by the rope around their neck, crushing their windpipe and suffocating them. If done with enough force, and if the mass of the subject is high enough, the subjects neck will snap.

Person 1: Ur mum have the Big Gae
Person 2: Go commit Neck Rope Jump

by Pittaful November 1, 2018

Jewish Jumping Beans

See also cum, sperm, or skeet.

I let my jewish jumping beans spill all over that bitches' cunt

by D Y L June 5, 2004

Upside-Down Jumping Jizzbomb

Sex position including one male and one female partner. The male holds the female upside-down and sideways between his legs (creating almost a scissor-like leg position) and proceeds to jump up and down while simultaneously jamming his raging boner into either her anal or vaginal crease. The result is a massive jizzbomb, hence the name.

Man, can you believe Peggy let Bill do the Upside-Down Jumping Jizzbomb to her at the Christmas exchange? I heard they even let people photograph them. I don't blame them, that is one challenging move!

by WussGoodWitIT January 22, 2011

"High School Musical" Jump

A "High School Musical" Jump is a picture taken of someone while they have jumped and are in mid-air. It is inspired by the popular "High School Musical" movie posters of the cast members jumping in mid-air (hence the title).

Joe: Let's take a picture.

Alex: Let's make it of a "High School Musical" Jump!

Joe: Alright.

Alex: Okay...one...two...three...jump!

(As they jump and are in mid-air, the camera takes the picture.)

by gizmo19961 October 25, 2009

leap jump to super fuck

an especially tricky sexual move in which the male jumps as high as he can and lands squarely between the legs of a female partner while simultaneously inserting his penis into the vagina.

"i heard jordana likes it hard"
"then give her a leap jump to super fuck. she'll like that"

by ed the viking December 26, 2008

jumped two levels and died

Used when a person has segued from one topic to another, seemingly unrelated topic, though a mental leap of which only that person is aware. A reference to the 1981 video game Donkey Kong, where Mario can only jump down to a platform that is one 'level' below him; if he falls too far, he dies.

A: Have you seen the new 370Z?
B: Yeah, I dunno, it looks a little edgy.
C: I learned it by watching you!
A: Wait, what?
B: Yeah, I think you just jumped two levels and died.

by Entroper October 23, 2009