van Zanten

The last name of the most caring, loving, and wonderful family. They will do anything to help when it’s most needed. They don’t hesitate to lend a hand. They love the Lord with all their hearts, even in the most devastating moments in life. They will welcome you with open arms.

The “van Zanten’s” are at the party!

Oh, have you heard about one of the “van Zanten’s”?

by user1246273663735736367 December 3, 2021

Van

Van is the biggest piece of shit known to man, any person with this name would definitley cry if you didnt share your food and talk shit abt things just because he can. Even if they like the things they will talk bad about them. They are horny in a bad way, making hypersexual jokes and doing things like twerking on us. Also getting offended if we dont go along with their crude awkward shit. Will make fun of things and say hurtful things but the minute you point finegrs at them they apologize and get really defensive saying they dont mean it. Even if they do mean it.

Ex: van is a fucking piece of shit and they should kys

by Van hate clube (VHC) July 25, 2022

vans

a excellent skate shoe that will NEVER! get completely destroyed a shoe that hurts to walk on after 2-3 hours
(also all u fuckin posers need to stop wearing them that includes thrasher, vans, ripnid, and all skate brands)
if u dont skate dont ruin the skate culture bitch. and stop fucking maul grabbing!

if u dont skate don't skate don't wear vans

by yyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeboi777 November 10, 2020

Van Dat

This guy is kind, caring and sometimes too caring. he likes to focus on a particular sport. he’s tall, and he probably like someone but keeps it to himself and doesn’t tell anyone. even the girl that he likes doesn’t even know.

T: who is he?

L: i dont know, maybe van dat?

by heacgujfey November 24, 2021

The Van.

scotty doesnt know, that fioana and me.. do it in my van every sunday (sayaka is sweatin' rn)
The van is an inside joke nobody else will understand

F; "the van."
A; "THE VAN."
C; "THE VAN!!"
A; "The van never dies"LE ME JUSTFUCKING SUBMIT TIHS"

by mynameisangle February 9, 2024

Van Orin

A crazy small town in Illinois with less than one hundred people, one road and about a mile long. If your from here chances are good you have never seen a black person unless it was Black Barbie.

Girl: Im from Van Orin, IL
Guy: Where?
Girl: Oh just a really small town in the middle of nowhere full of farms:
Guy: Black people live there?
Girl: What are Black people?
Guy: ... screw this, you just want to have sex?
Girl: What is sex?
Guy: Holy crap...

by Kyuket June 9, 2011

Johan van den hurk

A person that cant explain things well. Also a person Who you get in trouble faster with

Thet Johan van den hurk is very annoying

by anonymous December 3, 2021