The Yellow Clean Machine

After taking a huge dump in which there are a boatload of streak marks remaining, and a regular bowl and brush set just won't cut it. One let's out a piss stream that will eventually kill the residue off. Think of it as a pressure washer coming out of your urethra.

If, indeed, this does not relieve the toilet of the excrement, then you've got yourself a real problem.

Kevin: Hey man, how did you get those horrible streak marks out of that toilet last night??

Grinnel: It was tough, but I had to use the Yellow Clean Machine.

by Grinnel March 5, 2008

Machine Gun Kelly

a pop punk rockstar/rapper who is completely underrated. some call him a poser but i know of a lot of people who have said that his music has saved their lives. he talks about the reality of the world and helps people feel heard. so many people hate on him because he isn’t like other celebrities. he stands out in a crowd and you could see him coming from a mile away. his music is different than any other type i’ve ever heard and it’s easy to listen to but also easy to cry to. his concert was something i’ll never forget, he is such an amazing performer.

i love him so much and i’m so thankful for his music. ESTXXXX

Person 1: “Have you heard of Machine Gun Kelly?”
Person 2: “Yeah! His music is so underrated!”

by callmehay November 30, 2022

slovenian sex machine

Now this ones goes back generations. A Slovenian Sex Machine is a middle aged man (preferably Hispanic) who adopts a lifestyle of sleeping with Slovenian mothers and then grilling their Slovenian children for a quick midnight feast. Those who attempt this ritual should do it at night time to stop the detection of the the Daddy’s

Daddy: Shamima, why is there smoke coming from the garden?

Shamima: I don’t know let me check...

*sees their two healthy Slovenian children on a medium heat above a fire on a spit. They appear to be medium rare, just the way Daddy likes it*

Shamima: DAMMIT!! It was my Slovenian Sex Machine again!! CURSE YOUUUUU

by BigButchLesbo March 22, 2019

Ice cream machine

The sexual act of a male squatting over their partner’s face. Their partner when ready will proceed to pull down on the male’s penis like a lever, giving the male the signal to shit in their mouth

Steven: she finally let me do the ice cream machine!!
Bill: the fucks that?

by Pervyclown69 April 8, 2021

Machine gun kelly

most hottest person ever

damnnnn have you seen colson baker? aka machine gun kelly? he’s sooo sexy

by mgklover4lifelol September 7, 2021

Ghost Gumball Machine

In the sexual position of doggystyle, one slides a finger or two into the girls anal cavity, pulling out a peice of her feces. Then pulls out of the vaginal cavity and slides the peice of feces into the vaginal cavity, taking the penal unit and forceably getting the girl analy until the feces comes out of the vaginal cavity. Then taking the feces and forcing the girl to chew it. When you leave her house make sure to leave a quarter under the pillow!

I gave Cecil Mcgillicutty's filthy mom a ghost gumball machine after thanksgiving dinner

by Zachary Andrew Taylor November 2, 2006

austrian death machine

ultra brutal music that is kinda funny how it makes fun of arnold schwarzenegger

austrian death machine-broo-tal song idea "discombobulated corpse termination urbanization governmentalibation explosive montazuma's blasting power revenge!"

by sk8comp November 3, 2008