Girlfriend tax

Liberally interpreted as the price you have to pay for having a girlfriend: giving her your clothes, taking her out, buying her things.

Girl: give me your hoodie
Boy: why?
Girl: its girlfriend tax you have to

by MissingJrn April 17, 2024

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Fanum Tax

basically someone who steals a bit of food from someone else and pays the other a bit of money

Ahh my food!
Fanum tax! Here's $56!

by RishitAK April 22, 2024

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Randal Tax

Absolutely Destroying someones car

P1: “Haha i Randal Taxed you”
P2: “Fuck you Laramie that was my crown vic”

by Ballsack cancer the ||| April 26, 2024

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Meaning: A slang commonly used as a theft of food between friends or someone else. Originating from an American Streamer, Fanum, this slang became an internet meme. Soon, Gen Alpha then popularized this slang even further, particularly employing the term.

For example, if someone says "Fanum Tax", that means that they stole your precious food.

Another example: "Officers, those guys FANUM TAXED my french fries. Do me a favor, can you officers FANUM TAX them back?"

by Slanged Dictionary April 26, 2024

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taxes

getting more money from jobs? Goverment: all of the $$$$

i hate diong taxes bjhbvkgvkhgvkhgkjghkhgkuhyg

by Q.U.I.Z. April 28, 2024

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Bowl Tax

Caching a bowl handed to you to clear, you find remnants of unsmoked grass. You've been granted "bowl tax" for clearing and repacking the bowl, thus receiving the coveted "last fry in the bag" endorphin!

If I didn't get the occasional "bowl tax", these assholes would be burning my green before I could get a good rip! - Snoop Dogg, probably

by MAKtheHoosier April 28, 2024

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