Swiftes

A new derogatory term given to the kansas city chiefs team and fans after patrick mahomes got together with tayor swift

Swiftes fan: Oh yeah patrick mahomes is the best qb ever!
Anybody else: Fucking swifties man.

by NotTheRealShady February 4, 2024

Swiftie

Masturbating in a public bathroom, such as a restaurant, business, school, church, et cetera. This definition was developed by zGen to illustrate how celebrity culture has become like public masturbation, a largely self-indulgent display of isolation.

MargaretBrennan had a Swiftie at CBS studios after filming FaceTheNation last week.

by LuckyStumbles February 5, 2024

Swiftie Math

Also known as the numerology of Taylor Swift, which revolves around the number 13. From Taylor’s birthdate to her flight from Tokyo to Super Bowl 58 (5 + 8 = 13)—a trip that would take her approximately 13 hours—to attend her 13th NFL game this season, which is taking place on February 11 (2 + 11 = 13) with the Kansas City Chiefs facing the San Francisco 49ers (4 + 9 = 13). Also, adding her ubiquitous 13 to her boyfriend Travis’s #87 Chiefs’ jersey yields the perfect score 100.

Swiftie math provides math teachers worldwide a golden opportunity to expose millions of oft-math-anxious students-Swifties to the pseudoscience of numbers.

by Numerati February 11, 2024

Swiftie

A group of diehard fans of Taylor Swift that would hunt someone's entire family down if you say her mid music is bad

Person 1: I just got doxed
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I said Taylor Swift isn't the greatest artist of all time and a Swiftie saw it

by Ozbot_3000 February 13, 2024

Swiftie

A cult of mentally deranged species which have a similar appearance as a human being but have room temperature average IQ (in Celsius)

"Bro she's a 10 but she's a swiftie" "She's retarded"

by ryandc1 February 16, 2024

Swifticide

(noun) The deliberate killing of a large group of Swifties(Taylor Swift fans) with the aim of destroying the cult Swifties.

Bro I want to do swifticide bro fuck this shit

by rayansgaylittlefemboy February 20, 2024

Swiftie

An obsessive fan of Taylor Swift, some of the worst people you'll ever meet. Stay away from them at all costs.

Person 1: Have you heard Taylor Swift's new song?
Person 2: Are you a Swiftie or somethin?
Person 1: Yeah...
Person 2: STAY AWAY DEMON!

by Toe Dynasty April 3, 2024