Summot Chronic

When something is crazy.

Joe : " Did you see Jay cross Sammy? "
Allen : " Ye. It was sick. He got crossed summot chronic. "

by Thomas647 April 21, 2009

sumotuthwesafri

1)A drunken mule
2)Somewhere is southeastern mumboland
3)A JPOP eater
4)Anti pop-tart
5)A palm tree-shaped firework

"And then he was a stupid pickle and he packed his bags and headed to sumotuthwesafri"
"And then he subsequently burst into flame and became a sumotuthwesafri high in the upper stratosphere"
"He then pickle the pop-tart sumotuthwesafri deded with very yes pants"

by Miraron February 18, 2005

Sumsung Epic 4G

An epic phone that will make all iPhone users cry. This phone will give you bragging rights and will destroy the iPhone. If you show this phone to girls, they will want to suck your dick and want to be "friends" with you. It will make you like a god. You will become a Stud.

Person 1: Dude, tight ass phone. What is it, bro?
Person 2: Bitch, it is the Sumsung Epic 4G . It owns the fucking iPhone. It makes it look like a piece of SHIT.
Person 1: I agree bro.

by Studman 102 December 19, 2010

Summer Blowjob

The act of rolling down the car windows on a hot, Summer day to dry your hair when its just too damn hot to use a blow dryer.

Yeah, I'm on my way over. I"m running late and it's fucking hot. I just got out of the shower. I'm just gonna get a Summer Blowjob on my way over. I'll be windswept and fucking fabulous.

by Lo fo sho July 6, 2011

Summon Bigger Fish

Originating from the webcomic "Darths & Droids", it describes an all-purpose spell in a role playing game, often used by a character in even the most ridiculous scenarios and situations.

Darths & Droids, Episode 33:
"I cast a spell to summon a bigger fish!" - "Like what?" - "Summon Bigger Fish!"

In a medieval RPG:
"You encounter a lonely deer, idly grazing away."
"I cast Fireball!"
"Oh no - why don't you just Summon Bigger Fish?!"

by ceejay33 January 11, 2012

Summers eve

A slightly nicer way of saying someone is a douche. Referring to the brand name of douche "Summers Eve".

He might seem like a nice guy but he really is a Summers Eve

by Scooter girl May 12, 2014

summertime

The period of time that passes from Memorial Day weekend (May) until Labor Day (September). During this time period is when the beach is full of people and generally a great place to be, and the best time to go to the swimming pool, drink alcohol, and BBQ.

During the summertime, I like to get drunk and have casual sex with girls in bikinis.

by TexasNative August 22, 2014