Stepping on my dick

When someone hates on your success in front of you

Joe found out I got a raise and started stepping on my dick

by Those guys on a road trip May 29, 2024

stepping on my dick

Screwing up over and over.

If I don't stop stepping on my dick, I'm going to get fired.

by Dude from 'dena March 09, 2016

Steps on my Flowers

Used to show your pissed off about something but you don't want to raise the level of anger around you, so you make them laugh with a real random statement.

Person A: "Our history project is due after the weekend."

Person B: "Are you serious?"

Person C:"That's so dumb! I have plans!"

You: "Yea that really steps on my flowers."

by Rknep May 29, 2010

step-co-grandpibling-in-law

Spouse's stepgrandpibling's spouse.

step-co-grandpibling-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

stepping in post holes

Being extremely drunk and exhibiting the tendency to wobble and stagger while walking as if on exceptionally uneven ground.

Damn Bob was plastered last night and when he got out of his car from the bar he was stepping in post holes all the way to the house.

by A GuyVegan October 12, 2017

step-great-granduncle

1- Step-great-grandparent's brother.
2- Great-grandparent's stepbrother.

My step-great-granduncle is a good person.

by User655 July 26, 2021

first step-cousin-uncle

1. The son of one's grandparent's stepsibling.
2. The stepson of one's grandparent's sibling.
3. The son of one's stepgrandparent's sibling.

My first step-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019