Spoon jealous

The act of getting jealous of not making tips because you don't have a penis.
Kyla was so spoon jealous when she didn't make enough tips at the bar.
by memerrrrr August 14, 2011
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Slotted spoon

When you finger a girl with your 4 fingers and she squirts and it drips in between your fingers as you take your hand out.
I was with Valarie last night and I gave her the slotted spoon. She didn’t know what hit her.
by MobyRichard December 19, 2023
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throwing spoons

Casting a spoon lure from a fishing rod to catch game fish.
"I was throwing spoons on the lake today and caught a fat bass."
by jnastyNE November 05, 2013
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spoon challenge

A challenge to dry hump a recently sheared sheep.
Maxine: Are you going to do the spoon challenge for a Tiktok?
John: Sure babe. I'm hella horny
by scrollleft February 21, 2021
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Greasy spoon

Two mechanics spooning under a car after a long shift at the garage
Ey yo Jerry, greasy spoon after this oil check?
by Murr-ray October 24, 2020
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Greasy Spoon

A hazard of sleeping curled up with one's partner after a bile inducing meal, most often eaten at an establishment referred to by the same term.
Take some Immodium, babe, I'm not looking for a greasy spoon tonight.
by Josheau the Bald June 02, 2021
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Greasy Spoon

The art of ejacualating on the tip of another man’s penis and proceding to consume said load like a half melted spoon of ice cream.
Johny sucked me off so good, but surprised me when I nutted on his dick tip and he asked me to eat his greasy spoon.
by Caleb Hanzo October 05, 2017
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