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Slodem

I used to have a slodem but now have ADSL
by andrew Johns December 8, 2003
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Spider Nark

A nark who is actually spider narl in discuise
I got narked on by Spider Nark
by IGotOwnedBySpyderNark January 13, 2009
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spider mouthing

Placing a tarantula spider in your mouth to get the effects of ecstasy,euphoria, etc. 100% natural, spider mouthing allows the individual to get the full effects of ex without worries of failing a random drug test.

Tarantula spiders naturally secreate and enzyme in warm moist place (mouth) similar to sweating. It is this enzyme that allows the person to get 'high'.
Spider mouthing is found in elite high-end clubs in LA, MIAMI, NYC, CHICAGO. Typical users are young professionals whose jobs preclude them from taking narcotics due to random drug tests. Popular amoung doctors, lawyers, and financial gurus of wall street.
by clubshark January 13, 2009
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Spider-web Hair

Very fine and thinning hair that is kept in place with hair spray to hide baldness. The result being a thin, tangled net of hair.
"I can see that woman's bald spot through her spider-web hair."
by Double-C March 5, 2009
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scodebag

Similar to scumbag but more derogatory. Someone who participates in underhanded behavior. Creepy. One with no morals.
Bernie Madoff is a scodebag. Idi Amin is a scodebag. Deng Xiaoping is a scodebag.
by Ole Krusty February 4, 2010
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Spider Mole

When someone has a mole on their body and it has so many hairs, that slightly curl, growing out of it that it looks like a spider.
Jim: Dude, did you see Bob's spider mole?!

George: Ya man! It looked like it was gonna pop off and crawl all over him

Jim: Ya it's pretty nasty
by wildboy 500 August 28, 2010
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Spider

Spawned from satan's butthole, a close in counter with these creatures are sure to put you into shock for 1 or more hours.
Hey Timmy I saw a house that spontaneously caught on fire in this area do you know who's house it was?

Yeah it was mine

Jesus I'm so sorry man

Don't be I found a nest of spiders in my bedroom and had to take the neccisary steps to cleanse my house.

Ahh ic I jet u man
by Natasha2790 November 22, 2016
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