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The Spicy Almond

The act of using hand sanitizer as lube, covering your urethra with it. Using the same principle as bubble-blowing, as you cum your semen will then mix with the alcoholic hand sanitizer. Your partner will prepare by holding a lit lighter in front of your penis then igniting your cum. They will then proceed to take it as a flaming shot and swallow your flaming fluid. Then completes "The spicy Almond".
Chad 1: Yo I just gave my girl the spicy almond last night.
Chad 2: Shit, did you burn her?
Chad 1: Yea but, she has chlamydia, so she has other burning lips to worry about
by shottymcshotface November 30, 2020
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spicy platypus

Steven's definition: A platypus that is on fire with a hint of tajin
by Spicy Platypus February 27, 2025
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Spicy Donut Jawn

When a guy with an inflamed penis (due to numming agents such as lube or other gels) puts his Penis through a hole of a donut and has his partner proceed to eat the donut off the penis, thus the spicy donut jawn.
guy 1: Dude my girl did the spicy donut jawn on me last night
guy 2: bro no way!
by Laneytheg May 3, 2021
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Spicy kitty

Jackie had to run the other night when the spicy kitty started to chase her.
by anonymous August 20, 2025
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spicy cum

spicy cum is when you cum all over and it lands in so hot sauce or some sort of sauce that make you mouth hot.spicy cum is every tasty and you should try to put it on a burger or some other type of food.
have you ever tried spicy cum its really hot.
by i heart spicy cum November 14, 2022
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Spicy Norwegian popsicle

To place a popsicle inside your rectum and wait for it to melt. You then stand on 2 chairs and attempt to draw a map of Norway o. White paper.
Man I have a geography test tomorrow and I still don’t know what Moreau looks like. Buddy I got you, let me show you a spicy Norwegian popsicle. It’s works every time!
by Shanemane September 13, 2021
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spicy dumbledore

When you insert a Galliano bottle up your friend's ass
He put the Galliano down on the ground and sat straight down on it, "Wow, what a spicy dumbledore!"
by swikkkyyy April 2, 2020
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