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Richard Gilmore

He's a man... enthusiastic at times but can also be very strict. He is referenced as a fun-loving, suburban white father who enjoys golfing and watching paint dry. Loving father by day, raging narcissist by night. His favorite color is brown. He works as a banker and often smuggles money to fund his underground drug ring. He sends what little money he has left to his accounts in the Caymen Islands. What a man, living his best life. Despite common beliefs, Richard is not rich- he in fact does not put the "rich" in Richard. All this to be said, he is quite the guy and we respect his efforts to better our society.
Money is missing from my safe deposit box... must be Richard Gilmore again.
by notrichardgilmore February 11, 2023
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Richard

Handsome very compassionate nobody can guard him. Richard is someone I could go to an ask for anything

Can take your girl so be careful

The bag chases him💰
Richard got the biggest dick
by Matt Murdock November 22, 2021
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Richard

There will be a day you meet yourself a Richard who swings you like a ragdoll in bed

blow your checks out like how he motor blows your tits slap his dick in your face and bust a nut

but it'll all be worth it for the sweet new car you got from letting him do you in every imaginable sex position

known to men for hours on end then you break thing off because you can't help but want to bail since getting the car
but over turn that thought and stay with Richard because after all who can bang like that not anyone else you've meet plus they are usually loaded
by Handcoxk December 26, 2023
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John Richard Henry

They are rather lightskin or a brown color. Very large penis with a length of usually 8-10 inches they love women and loves talking about people they hate. There laughs are very attractive
Look at John Richard Henry, he’s so hot
by Fior Mell April 18, 2019
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Richard Madgwick

The name you give someone with a really big cock.
"Have you seen Richard Madgwick's cock and/or balls?"
"How could I miss it?!"
by Imminent Tortoise January 24, 2022
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Richard Henry Patterson

the act of asphyxiating your partner during oral sex until 'accidental' death
I gave her the ol' Richard Henry Patterson and now I'm on trial for murder
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Richard

by TheSchoolMan August 28, 2018
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