Spoon jealous

The act of getting jealous of not making tips because you don't have a penis.

Kyla was so spoon jealous when she didn't make enough tips at the bar.

by memerrrrr August 14, 2011

Slotted spoon

When you finger a girl with your 4 fingers and she squirts and it drips in between your fingers as you take your hand out.

I was with Valarie last night and I gave her the slotted spoon. She didn’t know what hit her.

by MobyRichard December 19, 2023

throwing spoons

Casting a spoon lure from a fishing rod to catch game fish.

"I was throwing spoons on the lake today and caught a fat bass."

by jnastyNE November 05, 2013

spoon challenge

A challenge to dry hump a recently sheared sheep.

Maxine: Are you going to do the spoon challenge for a Tiktok?
John: Sure babe. I'm hella horny

by scrollleft February 21, 2021

Greasy spoon

Two mechanics spooning under a car after a long shift at the garage

Ey yo Jerry, greasy spoon after this oil check?

by Murr-ray October 24, 2020

Greasy Spoon

A hazard of sleeping curled up with one's partner after a bile inducing meal, most often eaten at an establishment referred to by the same term.

Take some Immodium, babe, I'm not looking for a greasy spoon tonight.

by Josheau the Bald June 02, 2021

Greasy Spoon

The art of ejacualating on the tip of another man’s penis and proceding to consume said load like a half melted spoon of ice cream.

Johny sucked me off so good, but surprised me when I nutted on his dick tip and he asked me to eat his greasy spoon.

by Caleb Hanzo October 05, 2017