poop burrito

when all of your food comes out at once

I just did a poop burrito!

by Jessica Sue January 27, 2004

Poop Dick Flakes

Poop Dick Flakes(PDF) are when you have had anal sex with your penis. After sex, the poop on your penis will dry up. When the poop on your penis dries up, you start losing your boner and the poop wil flake off onto the floor.

"Hey Jeff! That was some great butt bashing. Now come over here and look at my Poop Dick Flakes are falling on the floor!"

by Dr. Hot Joints January 27, 2008

poop muffin

a person who has mutch fiber in their poop.

Matt: I love to eat grain
BOB: Matt ur A POOP MUFFIN!

by robert moseltof May 3, 2008

Poop Bucket

The song that goes like this:

Chorus:
Ooooohhhhhhh poop
Ooooohhhhhhh poop
Ooooohhhhhhh poop bucket

Verse #1:
If you hate somebody
You can call them
Call them, call them, call them
Oh if you hate someone you can caaalllll them
A poop bucket.

Verse#2:
You can use me,

if you hate somebody.
Call them a poo
Call them a poo
Oh you can call them a poop bucket.

Verse #3:
If you can't swear
You can call them

A very bad word
WHAT"S THAT WORD!?!
It's a poop bucket!

Verse #4:
You could call them a douche
Give them a smootch
Steal their tooth
But in truth
we all know they are nothing but a

POOP BUCKET!

The church choir sang the song Poop Bucket and it moved me to tears.

by thepersoneverybodywantstobe November 24, 2011

stage poop

When an individual cannot pinch a loaf because there is someone standing by the bathroom door.

"Cory, you've been in there for 2323345 yrs! You've got stage poop b/c I'm listening, don't you!!

by Cory Medland (C Mak) December 9, 2003

feces poop crap shit fuck

1. (interj.) A phrase that someone says when something bad happens. The increasing vulgarity of each word is caused by the speaker getting more and more pissed off, culminating in a resounding fuck bomb.

2. (n.) A highly grotesque encounter between two or more gay guys, as can be inferred by the name.

1. (driving in car, late for work) "Feces!"

(driver spills coffee on self) "Poop!"

(driver swerves on road) "Crap!"

(cop chases after driver) "Shit!"

(driver crashes car) "FUCK!!!"

2. Guy #1: You hear that Tom and Bill had a feces poop crap shit fuck?
Guy #2: No, I didn't. What's that?
Guy #1: Oh, well they produced feces, then pooped, then crapped, then shat, all whilst fucking.
Guy #2: Oh, that makes sense. Thanks for letting me know, #1.

by fpcsf bomb August 21, 2011

straight poop

the plain facts, the unadulterated truth; no lie
similar to "straight dope"

A: "Man, there are nothing but Obama-loving chicks shopping at this Whole Foods store!"
B: "Dude - how can you tell that?"
A: "I can just tell..."
B: "C'mon! Give me the straight poop."
A: "Just look at , em! They all have really short hair, wear dangley earrings, and the parking lot's full of Prius's with "Coexist" stickers on them."

by romid October 26, 2013