pillow pounder

someone who instead of jerking off, they grind against a pillow instead.

my boyfriend Cohen doesn't jerk off after he learned how to pound pillows

hes my lil pillow pounder <3

by IWantMyForeskinBackBitch December 19, 2023

gutter pillow

it is a rolled up news paper that was in the gutter that hobo use for a pillow

yeah dude i had to use a gutter pillow last night

by sloppywalnut June 28, 2012

Pillow Squatter

Someone who takes a shit on their pillow before sleep

I went to john's house yesterday night and he is for sure a pillow squatter, there was shit all over his pillow.

by ZachISHEREE December 09, 2022

pillow gravy

The ejaculate of a person that spills onto the bed clothes accidentally or on purpose.

She wanted a facial, but it was all pillow gravy when I finished.

by Waldan November 08, 2023

pillow sniping

throwing pillows at toddlers from long distance, resulting it the child falling over

"my parents grounded me because I kept pillow sniping my little sister."

by 02746737261522 March 07, 2016

Floppy Pillow

When you wake up and pillows wet because you masturbated on

John: I have a Floppy Pillow

Tom: Sucks to be you

by CreepyTheWise November 24, 2023

Millerpedic pillow

A makeshift pillow, simply made out of an empty 40 oz. bottle of Miller High Life.

"Hey Sam, how'd you like sleeping on that Millerpedic pillow last night?"

Sam: "It was comfy..."

by SSamonymous March 07, 2017