Master Period

A time in a womans monthly cycle where no plug, pill or man can stop the blood river from flowing.

My wife came home and i asked "Why so serious?", she said "Shut up man, i'm on a Master Period!"

by Beatsilver October 19, 2018

period pirate

Someone who only goes down on a woman during their period

Heard Andy went down on his girlfriend last night when she's on her period?

Ah it's fine mate, he's a period pirate

by Treyeful September 15, 2020

lyrical period

the period of time between when an artist's album comes out to when the concert is in which you learn all of the lyrics to the songs.

friend1: ready for the concert dood?!
friend2: almost, i'm still in my lyrical period!

by bananasinyourmomspajamas August 22, 2010

Cetacean period

basically the cretaceous but with cetaceans, they took up the roles of ALL cretaceous animals, from the tall Balaenoptitan beverlyensis to the swift but small Tursiopraptor packiapex

we have found a new fossil from the cetacean period! we call it the orcinusaurus rex, discovered the fossil in pee pee creek formation of goobertown arkansas

by Somateria fischeri July 30, 2025

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<.7.9.7.6.>All Individuals Wnat TO Do Is Tell Fim Indsutry Employees HOw To Dress Stylistically ANd They Are RIght Before work, Period, Full-stop, Punctuaction<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>All Individuals Wnat TO Do Is Tell Fim Indsutry Employees HOw To Dress Stylistically ANd They Are RIght Before work, Period, Full-stop, Punctuaction<.7.9.7.6.>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

downpour-period-implied permission to enter

Da universal understanding dat you may hurriedly "scramble in and close da door" of a dwelling or vehicle during a sudden heavy rain if said enclosure's owner initially observes your headlong dash towards him, and thus he will not be started by your high-speed entry.

A downpour-period-implied permission to enter is something like an implied door-knock, since in both instances, you aren't expected to wait outside for someone to answer da door. Now of course, once you do get in, da respectful procedure is to stop just inside da door and wheezingly catch yer breath, then make some jokingly-indignant remark like, "Okay --- who ordered da monsoon?!" Dat puts everyone inside da room at ease, and then --- unless you'd merely entered to avoid getting soaked, in which case da polite and least-interrupting action might be to just stand by da door till da rain eases up --- you can state what you'd wanted.

by QuacksO August 4, 2024

period

the lesbian equivalence to a cockblock.

lia: hey babe, you free tonight?~
toni: sorry, on my period...

by MinSugaGenius February 28, 2019