No wheel

You suck at driving

I heard Nicole got into a car accident, that girl has no wheel.

by spacecadetnic March 8, 2021

Wheeled

Being inadvertently subjected to a cover of the song “Wagon Wheel;” a favorite song among people who have limited music repertoire and questionable taste.

How many times do you think I’ll get “Wheeled” at Hootiefest this weekend?

by HoltCouture January 23, 2022

Wheel Of Pussy

Each woman a mystery puzzle and men spin the Wheel Of Pussy hoping to land on a relationship trait he will like if he can use his intellect to solve her puzzle. Or he can just never score like an incel or lose everything like a Chad who couldn't beat the other Chads.

Next on the Wheel Of Pussy! Clue: the reason why you always end up losing at the casino: TH* H**S* ALWA*S W**S

by The Original Donald Trump May 8, 2023

Wheel alignment

When 2 ladies cartwheel while head to toe & indulge in cunnilingus

I got a wheel alignment the other day. I think that's how I got this bruise on my head.

by Ergendwen August 14, 2017

Wheeling

The act of kissing in a passionate way; most appropriately associated with teenagers and young adults in Canada. While the broader populace regards wheeling to be a sort of courtship (not quite dating) or "situationship", the people of the Ottawa Valley tend to adhere more to this definition.

"I saw Ryan wheeling Sarah behind the portable today."

by gnomefellow March 10, 2024

Wheel

Each time a batch of pawns have been judged and sorted into heaven and hell, that counts as one 'wheel' Which is similar to a week in our time.

Damn, I haven't jerked off to your mom in like five wheels.

by ahnoagbweu December 29, 2024

18 wheel lock up

when you shit your pants and messy and hard

Oh shit think just had 18 wheel lock up

by dragonmate September 13, 2016