jizz rag

A highly versatile towel commonly discovered in the wilds of disc golf courses, initially designed for the noble purpose of scrubbing muck off discs but often found harboring suspicious stains that suggest a more adventurous past involving the clean up and collection of outdoor ejaculate. Born from the fertile minds of disc golf enthusiasts, "jizz rag" creatively merges "jizz" (a colloquial term for reproductive fluid) with "rag" (a cloth for wiping), conjuring an image that is as perplexing as it is eyebrow-raising.

Encountering a jizz rag in its natural habitat (typically near a basket or tangled in foliage) can provoke a range of reactions from laughter to awkward discomfort, prompting existential reflections on hygiene and the mysteries of life. All jizz rags should be approached with caution and preferably with gloves.
Amar's oblivious use of a jizz rag as a makeshift headband led to an awkward silence that could only be broken by nervous laughter.

We all watched in horror when Amar gleefully picked up a jizz rag on the ground and aggressively wiped his mouth with it after finishing his beef jerky and atmosphere beer.
by Lil Jizzie July 27, 2024
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Pork Rag

you will see there is always more than anyone will every experience the pork shall not be ragged
that man thinks he can pork rag what a vile retribution
by provoked pork June 9, 2021
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Rag tag

by lg245960 November 9, 2022
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Rag Of Emg

A Guy named Jeremy From EMG,
Lachy:Your the rag of emg
Jerry:Fuck off cunt
by dalojones June 15, 2020
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rag bag

(rgbg)
n.
1. a bag for storing odd rags
2. a confused assortment; jumble a ragbag of ideas
3. Informal a scruffy or slovenly person
4. an individual that frequents Texaco during the Christmas break
Ann Cheney: "Ohhhh look at those guuuuys...(lust)"
in unison> Hunter and Erika: "Umm look at those rag bags getting out of that stupid huge truck- wearing Ed Hardy...trying to be $ 30,000 millionares.
by RIKKI2715 February 27, 2011
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Rags

UK slang for facts. Said when someone says something you couldn't agree more on

Synonym: raggo
"Bro Keisha's got back yk?"

"rags, I'd hit anyday"
by Bigmommazzz November 30, 2022
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[snot rag]

When a male/female sneezes thier mucus into a womans vagina and uses the substance as lubricant.
Woah Rob! that snot rag technique lastnite toally worked!!
I saved money on lube!!
by Supersouthby November 2, 2008
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