Dad knees

Some of the hottest things on the golf course and lake shore. Usually accompanied by some khaki cargo shorts. These knees belong to high school boys and actual dads alike and are nevertheless perfect. There’s just something about them, they aren’t too skinny, and have just enough definition to hint at the mussels in the strong dad legs. Such dad knees can be judged when owner squats down to appraise the green.

Golf Girl #1: Omg, did you see that guy in those khaki shorts?
Golf Girl #2: Are you taking about the kid with the banging dad knees?
GG#1: (blushing) Maybe…but I mean like…did you see them?!
GG#2: Yeah they were pretty…mmm mmm mmm!
GG#3: (walks up) Did you see those dad knees?

by trying_their_best May 18, 2022

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Knee-Butter

The build-up of sweat and dead skin congealed into a buttery substance. Generally found within deep fat crevices i.e. - knee or elbow area.

It's so hot out, I could slather a whole loaf of bread with my knee-butter.

I need to jump in the shower right quick before the knee-butter begins to solidify.

by Nitzy Apple Butter March 8, 2021

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Hong Kong high knees

Walking very fast around tourist destinations, driven by FOMO. The person with the high knees is virtually running in an attempt to see every attraction and experience the destination to its fullest.

Other variations include the Singapore Shuffle and Tokyo tap dance.

I’m glad Dad was wearing his yellow cap. He went “Hong Kong high knees” as soon as he got out of the subway at Kowloon and we almost lost him.

by The Zurnich July 29, 2023

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