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knee deep

Being in lots of trouble, almost a lil over your head, or physically in mud, water, shit, what have u.
by QC October 31, 2003
mugGet the knee deepmug.

summer knees

The banged up knees children get when playing outside in shorts and dresses that don’t protect their knees from cuts and abrasions. It’s a wonderful phase for I absolving parents of the guilty from inevitable summer injuries.
Example: “How did Leroy cut his knee?” (With the suggested guilt implied of weren’t you watching him and why haven’t you bandaged it yet?)
Parent response: “Oh, he just has summer knees.”

Excellent phrase for free-range parents to know.
by SailOnJoe May 30, 2018
mugGet the summer kneesmug.

Knee Job

In a Teppanyaki act, the cook bounces the spinning egg off of his knee and proceeds catch the egg back on the spatula
“That was a great knee job that guy pulled off the other day
by squidpp April 17, 2022
mugGet the Knee Jobmug.

Knee Slapper

A saying a person does when another person says an unfunny joke but you're being sarcastic about it, indicating it was the funniest joke you have ever heard in your life. (being sarcastic if you didn't get that)
"Hey Billy, why did the chicken cross the road?... TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!" *laughs hysterically*

"What a knee slapper, Timmy!" *slaps knee*
by lovelyleftorgan777 May 4, 2022
mugGet the Knee Slappermug.

Knee-work

Blow job. Fellatio. Work done on one's knees.
"Man look at those knee-pads, she must have (give) a lot of knee-work."
by pcvbg26 August 29, 2011
mugGet the Knee-workmug.

Scratching Your Knee

A term that is used as an excuse for when you’re caught jerking one out. Could also mean jerking off in general.
Guy 1: Hey man we’re you just wanking it?!?!
Guy 2: Nah, just scratching my knee.
Guy 1: Oh, alright, continue scratching your knee then.
by TheRussianHammer May 16, 2018
mugGet the Scratching Your Kneemug.

controller knee balance

if a person can balance a video game controller on their knee for over 2 seconds they deserve sex from a person of their choice
person one: “hey bro! i finally got the controller knee balance”
person two: “you know what that means, time for you to fuck jessica
by pepe123englishpenis January 4, 2022
mugGet the controller knee balancemug.

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