The J Special

A very low-effort, highly rewarding sales transaction. I.e. when someone (very commonly your very first customer) comes in that knows exactly what they want, no questions asked, and you simply have to press the buttons to earn commission.

Bro I came into work today to The J Special, I'm up $75 in my first hour!

by unearthen November 24, 2018

velez special

The act of beating a handicapped young girl at bowling, while asking her friends if they are single.

I took that girl out and did the velez special.

by stanbridge08 February 19, 2009

Crohnie Special

The one time, when in large groups, a certain person with Crohn's disease farts. This releases many toxins into the air thus making it the special time where no one can breathe.

Oh my God! David let out a huge Crohnie Special! RUN!

by dabigdick December 8, 2013

special sock

A sock which is used to ejaculate in. This sock is usally hidden somewhere since the owner doesnt want it to be found. Special socks go hard and crusty after the semen dries.

Yo bro did u hide ur special sock yet?
Yeah bro no one is going to find it

by Ballsucker Nr.69 February 24, 2022

The Laskowski Special

A type of blowjob preformed by members of the Laskowski family. It is similar to the gawk gawk 3000 but has its own special twist. The techniques used to preform the Laskowski Special have never been publicly stated. The act of the Laskowski Special has never been used by anyone not from the Laskowski family.

Friend 1: Wow that dude just gave me a Blowjob, specifically The Laskowski Special.

Friend 2: What's that?

Friend 1: It's a special kind of blowjob that can only be given by members of the Laskowski family.

by Renascent October 3, 2021

Veej Special

When a roommate takes his/her roommate's phone while they are away, and spreads his/her butt cheeks and snaps a picture, saving it as their background on their roommate's phone.

Z - Hey Andy take a picture
Andy - Dude, is that your bare ass hole? Its so hairy...
Z- Yeah, I really want to get Vinny with the Veej Special!

by abonfire October 25, 2009

tijuana special

When you go to Mexico for business but you end up spending the night with an underaged daughter of a local.

We lost the Hernandez account when Steve went off and had the tijuana special.

by B. Dick Johnson January 11, 2017