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MIKE BROWN

CUTEST MAN I'VE EVER SEEN AND WILL TEAR APART ANY MAN OR WOMEN'S ASSHOLE WITH HIS MASSIVE HORSE COCK.
MIKE BROWN: YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX?

Random Girl: I CAN'T TAKE UR MASSIVE COCK :(
Random Boy: I WOULD LOVE TO BUT I DONT THINK IT WOULD FIT IN MY ASS :(
by NIKelyf45 April 20, 2022
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mike cruz

A person that has the biggest dick ever if you ever get fucked by him you'll not feel your lags
I got fucked by Mike Cruz and now I need a wheelchair
by BDBB126 June 18, 2018
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Dirty Mike

The term for an individual that has contracted all of the possible STD's.
Ya man, she got tested, she is positive for dirty mike.
by bigmike999 January 3, 2016
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mike kerr

or Michael Kerr!
Vocalist and Bassist in the British Rock band, Royal Blood(since 2013) along with drummer Benjamin/Ben thatcher.
Plays the bass with a really unique style.
He plays the fender semi-hollow starcaster bass and nobody knows what effects he uses as he refuses to say
Mike never talks about the weather.
He has a funny personality.
In February 2021 Mike has become alcohol-free for 2 years!
Royal blood's songs are really interesting to listen to.
their latest album is being released in April 2021 called Typhoons before they announced this they had released 2 singles, troubles coming (October 2020) and typhoons (January 2021)
Radio X: And here's Little monster by royal blood! what a banger tune!
Me: That's my favourite song!!! Ben thatcher and Mike kerr sure do know how to make amazing songs
by Im_not_funny_sorry March 2, 2021
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Father Mike

A phrase/name used to refer to someone you admire, and is like a father to you/your group. Mostly seen among teenagers, yet can be used among groups of older people.
Father Mike will sort that out!
by HeyIt'sCameron April 23, 2022
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Mike- Jason

A Mike- Jason is super smart and the best brother worldwide. He falls under the category verrückte Mongo but is the coolest man alive. Every guy wants to be him because of his awesome beard
Jeffrey: Yo Man, You See the cool Guy with the Beard?
Johannes: Yea man, its Mike- Jason.

Jeffrey: Wow, I wanna be a Mike- Jason too.
Johannes: Me too.
by SmtGirl January 3, 2017
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Mike Oxsmal

Hey I’m Mike Oxsmal
by Mumgay69 January 28, 2021
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