That guy is a moldy mike.
by Twat slayer June 06, 2022
"No matter how many times my entry Beejcake was rejected, I never gave up hope. After fourty days and nights in the desert praying for rain, well I'll be damned... it rained."
-Mike Beejmaster
-Mike Beejmaster
by karl jr. April 04, 2013
A man married to a beautiful woman but is not attracted to her. A pretty Mike has an incredibly small penis and is attracted to other men but hides his guilt from homosexuality by having sexual relationships with very ugly and manly women. Pretty Mike is typically a narcissist and or a psychopath. He is also very controlling and manipulative to those he can be. He is very submissive to other men.
Look at how pretty Mike dances.
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by Phoenix SC March 13, 2017
A South Florida coming up rapper in from the deep south depths of Miami out of Exit #6 from a hood called Naranja
by jamere May 29, 2017