Minecraft Server

Pleasure, you get addicted to this nonstop and cant get off it for multiple years, play wisely.

Josh: Yo wanna get on the Minecraft Server?
Ethan: Im already on it im addicted!

by Mavoy November 1, 2022

Minecraft

A game where you get killed by fuckin creepers

Guy 1: fuck i got killed by a creeper MINECRAFt

by Cheesygod November 4, 2022

minecrafter

a person who plays Minecraft as much as they can and/or makes videos about it as well.

"I am a minecrafter"

by deadlie November 8, 2022

Minecraft

Hard anal sex using shit water as a loobricant. Then putting a wrench in a hamsters mouth as you proceed to molest it's ass with hot sauce. Then you sperm on bread and feed it to your dog as a treat after giving it a blow job. Usally last 2 days of nonstop gorilla ass fucking.

I did Minecraft for 2 days in a row.

by Brosnice23gta5 November 14, 2022

Minecraft Weed

Only the freshest of grasses with highly enjoyable fumes when smoked with that pixel based roll of paper

"Sir how many thousands for that Minecraft Weed roll" , {50k my good man} "oh gee only 50k$ for 5g thats very cheap"
look at the price

by Minecraft Druglord November 21, 2022

Minecraft constant pistols

AR-74 in minecradt vanilla , just give me your mothers phone number!!!

fortnite < minecraft Minecraft constant pistols

by Minecraft Druglord November 21, 2022

minecraft kid

usually a 8 - 12 year old (in worse cases it can go up to 19) who watches too much dream smp. this is one of two possible types of dream stans, one is a kid who wants to desperatly recreate dream smp but end up making a fool of oneself.

teacher: jacob you're partnered with caleb
jacob: oh shit im paired with a minecraft kid
caleb: would you be interested in joining the insanity smp? we're on season 3 and its really interes-
jacob: OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP TRYING TO RECREATE DREAM SMP AND GO PLAY LITTERALLY ANY OTHER GAME OTHER THAN MINECRAFT FOR A GOD DAMN CHANGE!!!

by chlorine eater November 25, 2022