Jude Main

Jude Main is like that lanky man you know from down the street. Always there, always watching and knows how to tell a good joke. Often mistaken to be a loner, he's a man that secretly craves the utter approval of laughter of those around him, and their understanding that he is the greatest man to ever exist.

Did you hear what that guy said? No, what did he say? He was just talking about how we're all idiots and that he knows best. Ohh, that's just Jude Main.

by BoinkBoink3000 October 14, 2025

merci main

A person, most likely calle Rowan, who only plays merci in the game "Overwatch".

A: Wow look at that player´s career profile
B: I know he´s such a merci main

by AsparagusAA January 30, 2018

main cable

penis, cock, mahood (aroused)

"Hey love can i plug my main cable into your love socket?"

by Jimmy Somerville March 7, 2008

Main Character Syndrome

A condition where people assume the world revolves around them and nobody else.

"Ugh, I can't have a single conversation with somebody without Jeff butting in and making it about him."

"He's got a classic case of Main Character Syndrome."

by mathewjp6 May 24, 2023

Wired to the mains

When you’re absolutely wankered! Lots and lots of lovely droogs must be taken.

“I’m clean off mate. You what, can’t you tell? I’m wired to the mains geez.”

by WatzCrackaLackinMate March 3, 2021

Maine-Endwell Middle School/MEMS

A shitty school but somehow the best in the area. The principal is a douche and the vice principal looks like big bird. The students are the worst, the pretty ones are bitches, the ugly ones think they’re the shit. There’s furrys, nic fiends, and there’s only a few okay people.

“Hey don’t you go to Maine-Endwell Middle School/MEMS?”
“Unfortunately”
“Didnt the 7th grade math teacher have a relationship with one of his students?”
“Yup”

by Fml____6 April 10, 2023

Medic Main

A rare variety of TF2 player who spends the most time playing the Medic class, whether out of necessity or voluntarily.

Medic mains are either very kind, very chill or a whiny dunce who blames all of their deaths on their teammates. A Medic Main is not to be confused with a Medic Girlfriend, though the two aren't mutually exclusive.

Medic main: Hey guys can we get a pyro to spycheck?
*Medic main dies to a spy once again*
Medic main: *incoherent mic spam*

by DogOfSwords November 17, 2023