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Cat lock

When the lesser individual of a relationship buys their significant other a cat, creating an involuntary bond between as cat mom & cat dad. Unlike traditional marriage there is no legal requirement to file for a divorce. However the first person to leave is known as the parent who left. Cat lock - The modern approach to marriage. Typically this done by men but it does not mean roles can't be reversed.
"Hey girl what happened to Tiffany"? "Oh her... She got cat locked five years ago by Steve!"
by VValt Disney October 3, 2022
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Flossy Lock

an evil old bat, who sits in her caravan with her TV full blast and shouts at people for having fun! party-ruining cow who hates everyone because she has no friends! ugly and old! she treats the caravan park like a residential park and complains when people try to enjoy themselves! needs a serious slap or to get laid!
football knock the side of her caravan
flossy lock: ur making my life hell!
Others: sorry, it was an accident
flossy lock: u better be!
by Quaffee May 16, 2010
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lock crash

when you're locking in but crashing out the same time
when you don't know whether or not to lock in or crash out so you do both. lock crash
by miinnssuuggaa June 25, 2025
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throne locked

The ability to not get off the toilet without assistance because you have sat on it until your legs have gone so numb you are unable to safely stand up on your own.
Sorry I didn't answer the door but I was playing Fallout Shelter on my iPad in the john until I was throne locked and was unable to stand up for several minutes.
by Orionnoir August 7, 2015
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Box Locked

Like “cock blocked” but means whipped, married, in a relationship and that box got that cock all on the locked.
Dang, ever since homie got married, she got him all box locked. He ain’t even allowed out to watch the game no more.
by Dubious Mosquito December 18, 2017
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Goldy Locks

Two fingers and a thumb….
That’s a good goldy locks grip you got there.
by Popemedic December 15, 2021
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I hate you for locking me in a room

I hate you
je te déteste
ich hasse dich
ti odio
あなたが嫌い
I hate you
je te déteste
ich hasse dich
ti odio
あなたが嫌い
I hate you for locking me in a room
by Walnut91 June 1, 2023
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