Front Loader

The area surrounding the rolls of fat just above a fat woman's crotch. Similar to the fup.

Damn, even though she lost all that weight, she still has her front loader.

by munnie October 13, 2008

loadtotaler

One who practices loadtotalism.

I sucked her until her back arched, only to find that she was a loadtotaler.

by slonob February 1, 2004

loadtotalism

The principle or practice of complete abstinence from swallowing semen.

Loadtotalism can be quite disappointing.

by slonob February 1, 2004

loadqm

A program automatically loaded into memory whenever windows is booted, but is unneccisary for operation of the system. Short for "load quicktime manager"

i wanted to free up some RAM, so loadqm was the first to go

by DeviNeko October 8, 2005

loaded waffle

A load of shit; bullshit; you're full of shit. Designed for the professional environment.

"Hey, did you know Ebola is really a Russian-Cuban conspiracy plotted to wound every aspect of the US and its people?"

*Anthony sniffed his nose and continued working, "That sounds like a loaded waffle to me," he said.

-a

by GenuineFlea October 31, 2014

loading a musket

metaphor for anal sex, but the kind that really packs it in there, you know the kind that will probably have some sort of explosive finale

Dude, I totally want to stick it in that girl's ass..
I dunno, bro, she looks too uptight, if you tried it'd probably be like loading a musket, after you pullout she's gonna shart all over the place

by ProfessorBling July 20, 2017

ladris guard

Someone who is obsessed with specific parts of Lord of The Rings(Ladris).

Person: Look at my Lord of the Rings tattoo about Ladris.

You: Are you a fucking ladris guard?

by SaltyBacon July 26, 2017