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kaimanaokalanipo; kaimana or kai

he's my future husband, future childs(-rens) father, (currently) boyfriend, best friend, and soulmate. we got together when we were in middle school 3 weeks before our last year ended. he confessed via text, i got with him and didnt feel much up until fast foward a week later and omg! we would call everynight, went to our schools banquet together, and once school was officially over; summer break started, we'd text and call all day, and i just fell inlove with him more and more as the hours flew past us. we hung out three days a week, spent family bbq's together, my birthday, our schools plays cast & crew parties, hangouts, and it was lovely. i spent so much time with him this year and as of late i've been showering him with so much love because he really fucking deserves it. he's such an angel. im inlove with his beautiful and captivating eyes, his long and healthy lashes, his even eyebrows, and handsome jawline, his well curved and snub-ish button nose, his kissable lips, his sexy ass facial hair, hes a whole ass feast from his looks, a warm blanket or soft teddy bear OR sort of a yandere, i suppose, from his personality ♡, a sad, desprate, and lost but forgiving, fun, and uplifting soul from within himself and his irresistible, charming heart. hes my world, my universe, my everything. hes a god in my eyes and i strongly believe nobody else will ever replace him or even come near his high rank of status in my book. te amo mucho, mi amor, por siempre. mwaa.
"Kaimanaokalanipo; Kaimana or kai is my boyfriend. I love him so much, I'd practically 💀 a girl if she tries to pressure him into a relationship with her even after knowing he's with ME."
by hisfuture November 25, 2023
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Kai

Kai is usually a name to describe people who are born 2nd oldest and are the black sheep of the family they get into a lot of trouble and usually have trouble paying attention they can be nice in certain moments but also have a lot of rage built up inside however they are very loving to people they care about.
Person 1:I can’t believe Kai got expelled

Person 2: it’s better off he never even fitted in
by Cha02 November 30, 2023
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Kai Hulme

A fat tubby spastic cunt who has no friends and wanks over his mums tik tok. He also is a benefit scrounger and takes your taxes because he has 'autism', when really hes just fat and cant be arsed to move.
Kai Hulme is a tubby pedo.
by Ye7dhehw7fb3uw7fhe December 1, 2023
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Ohio sigma skibidi toilet grimace shake gyat kai cenat rizz

very skibidi ohio sigma grimace shake word very gyat rizz kai cenat my homie says hes like this
Bro youre so ohio sigma skibidi toilet grimace shake gyat kai cenat rizz no lie!
by Nijgachenk December 5, 2023
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Kai Zhe

A person who is kind and very trustworthy. He can keep all secrets a secret. Kai Zhe is sporty and fit and makes friends easily. If his friend's ever needs help Kai Zhe is there to help.
Who helped you? = Kai Zhe did
by x781hs December 7, 2023
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ni hao kai-lan

the distant and iconic relative of all chinese people that exist today
kai-lain, kai-lan, kai-lan, kai-lan! ni hao!

ni hao kai-lan!
by placenta lasagna December 12, 2023
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Kai cenat

The man who single-handedly destroyed any grains of hope remaining for gen alpha.
Because of Kai Cenat, gen alpha is fucked.
by Plague doc December 15, 2023
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