jumping the border

The act in which a male during vaginal intercourse with a women, attempts to insert his penis into the women's rectum, without her consent or knowledge. {The taint acting as a border or boundary line.}

Nick:"Did you get to stick it in her butt?"
Jon:"Ha ha! No I tried to jump the border, but she didn't go for it." {Jumping the border}

by AkiraDeathStar June 14, 2009

jumpoff

1. a girl used strictly for sex, nothing else. 2. a hassle-free fuck!

I don't gotta remember my Jumpoff's birthday.

by Anonymous May 30, 2003

jumpers

Pharmaceuticals that work as an upper

Lyrics from 'Searching for Sugar Man': Silver magic ships you carry, jumpers, coke, sweet Mary Jane

by chezzo April 21, 2013

Jumpjob

It is when a women engages in the act of jumping directly on top of a man's erect penis with no warning. This is a very dangerous maneuver, so take heed.

Tom: Fuck dude, my dick hurts from last night.
Captain America: Why Tom?
Tom: My bitch gave me a jumpjob last night.
Captain America: I would ice that shit if I were you nigga.

by suckmynutss September 15, 2009

Jumping Jack-Offs

A Jumping-Jack Off is just like the motion of jumping jacks, except you have one hand in that particular motion

I went to the gym, and as a joke I did my entire work out. The very last one I started the Jumping Jack-offs

The best way to loose weight is to do Jumping Jack-offs

by Cadillac C--Y February 27, 2011

Jumping Spider

The most adorable kind of spider ever which has big, beautiful eyes.

"What just jumped on you?"
"A jumping spider"
"Aaaaw"

by redrumemsi October 30, 2008

High Jumper

An amazingly awesome track athlete that does the hardest event in all of track! High Jumpers must have speed, endurance, flexibility, agility, guts, and they have to look good! Thats right! High Jumpers are extremely good looking! They have to run at full speed at a stationary object and if they don't jump at the perfect time they will either completely miss the mat and land on the ground or fall on the bar and get nasty battle scars. If they do jump at the right time they have to go into contortionist mode and get their entire body over the bar and try not to land on their head! And they look sexy throughout the entire process!

Jane is one of the best high jumpers in the state, she cleared 5'6" at yesterdays meet!

by highjumpcutie November 19, 2010